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Tangram Jan 25th 2012 11:55 pm
Best Headline ever ?
 
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/new...-1226137951576

Old one but a good one.

Geordie Lass Jan 26th 2012 12:57 am
Re: Best Headline ever ?
 
Originally Posted by Tangram (Post 9866474)
"Good one"? eh? so someone who has committed suicide and been half eaten by animals makes for a good headline? :blink::huh:

I am lost for words literally.

dbd33 Jan 26th 2012 1:03 am
Re: Best Headline ever ?
 
Originally Posted by Geordie Lass (Post 9866574)
"Good one"? eh? so someone who has committed suicide and been half eaten by animals makes for a good headline? :blink::huh:

I am lost for words literally.
Metaphorically, perhaps.

mandymoochops Jan 26th 2012 1:06 am
Re: Best Headline ever ?
 
Originally Posted by Tangram (Post 9866474)
Why were you searching for dwarf porn :rofl:

Originally Posted by Geordie Lass (Post 9866574)
"Good one"? eh? so someone who has committed suicide and been half eaten by animals makes for a good headline? :blink::huh:

I am lost for words literally.
It's a cracking headline - lighten up

dbd33 Jan 26th 2012 1:08 am
Re: Best Headline ever ?
 
Nutt faces sack.

http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/50-...-the-internet/

Souvy Jan 26th 2012 1:09 am
Re: Best Headline ever ?
 
I like this recent one.

http://www.pressdisplay.com/pressdisplay/viewer.aspx

dollface Jan 26th 2012 1:11 am
Re: Best Headline ever ?
 
Originally Posted by Tangram (Post 9866474)
Hi Ho Hi Ho it's up your a**e we go? :eek:ffs..............:rofl:

dbd33 Jan 26th 2012 1:11 am
Re: Best Headline ever ?
 
Originally Posted by Souvy (Post 9866600)
"Somali Rescue", it says, unremarkably.

Twitcher1958 Jan 26th 2012 1:17 am
Re: Best Headline ever ?
 
How about Boris chased by chicken - you don't see that every day!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/v...eo?INTCMP=SRCH

Tangram Jan 26th 2012 1:22 am
Re: Best Headline ever ?
 
Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 9866595)
Why were you searching for dwarf porn :rofl:



It's a cracking headline - lighten up
You got me.

Actually it was on a twitter post.

mandymoochops Jan 26th 2012 1:22 am
Re: Best Headline ever ?
 
Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 9866602)
"Somali Rescue", it says, unremarkably.
Oh good I thought i'd missed something!

Souvy Jan 26th 2012 1:26 am
Re: Best Headline ever ?
 
Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 9866602)
"Somali Rescue", it says, unremarkably.
Must be a technical glitch. What I see is the front page of our local rag from 11th January.

A photo of a contented group of skiers, some blowing snow and a banner that reads:

1-2-3 fartez!

I guess you had to be there.

dbd33 Jan 26th 2012 1:31 am
Re: Best Headline ever ?
 
Originally Posted by Tangram (Post 9866627)
You got me.

Actually it was on a twitter post.
Would you be the right person to ask a technical question about the content of a film involving butt sex with dwarves? I'd rather not watch but I would be interested to know how much of the dwarf, or dwarves, is involved.

mandymoochops Jan 26th 2012 1:37 am
Re: Best Headline ever ?
 
Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 9866641)
Would you be the right person to ask a technical question about the content of a film involving butt sex with dwarves? I'd rather not watch but I would be interested to know how much of the dwarf, or dwarves, is involved.
I can answer that for you.

I went to school with a dwarf - we reconnected via FB a year or so ago.

Before he worked in normal tv - he did some - erm - other forms of entertainment. Its basically a little guy s*****g a 'reguar' size person (and other acts). Nothing weird really :confused:

However someone on FB posted a dwarf joke which I thought was funny so I commented - he saw it and I got unfriended :frown:.

Dave n Ailsa Jan 26th 2012 1:44 am
Re: Best Headline ever ?
 
Should tell him to get off is high horse :p

dbd33 Jan 26th 2012 1:57 am
Re: Best Headline ever ?
 
Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 9866649)
I can answer that for you.

I went to school with a dwarf - we reconnected via FB a year or so ago.

Before he worked in normal tv - he did some - erm - other forms of entertainment. Its basically a little guy s*****g a 'reguar' size person (and other acts). Nothing weird really :confused:

However someone on FB posted a dwarf joke which I thought was funny so I commented - he saw it and I got unfriended :frown:.
Oh. Thank you for that but it's a little disappointing, I was expecting something along the lines of "kinky is using the dwarf's **** ...."

BristolUK Jan 26th 2012 1:57 am
Re: Best Headline ever ?
 
This one from yesterday's Guardian:

LA faces porn pullout over condom law

mandymoochops Jan 26th 2012 2:02 am
Re: Best Headline ever ?
 
Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 9866685)
Oh. Thank you for that but it's a little disappointing, I was expecting something along the lines of "kinky is using the dwarf's **** ...."
I'm sure there are some waaaaay worse - but I have no knowledge of those.

Tangram Jan 26th 2012 2:03 am
Re: Best Headline ever ?
 
Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 9866641)
Would you be the right person to ask a technical question about the content of a film involving butt sex with dwarves? I'd rather not watch but I would be interested to know how much of the dwarf, or dwarves, is involved.
I guess it depends on whether he is a dwarf, midget or hobbit

Souvy Jan 26th 2012 2:10 am
Re: Best Headline ever ?
 
Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 9866685)
Oh. Thank you for that but it's a little disappointing, I was expecting something along the lines of "kinky is using the dwarf's **** ...."
No, no.

Kinky is when you use a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken.

dbd33 Jan 26th 2012 2:28 am
Re: Best Headline ever ?
 
Originally Posted by Souvy (Post 9866708)
No, no.

Kinky is when you use a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken.
Er, yes, that's what I was aiming at. But with a dwarf, not a chicken. Dwarves don't commonly have feathers so I thought about the bit of a dwarf that might use (assuming one wanted a dwarf part up one's arse) and decided that, if I used asterisks people would work out what I meant and that it was a substitute for a feather. Apparently, alas, my allusion to dwarf stuffing was too obscure.

Souvy Jan 26th 2012 2:35 am
Re: Best Headline ever ?
 
Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 9866727)
Er, yes, that's what I was aiming at. But with a dwarf, not a chicken. Dwarves don't commonly have feathers so I thought about the bit of a dwarf that might use (assuming one wanted a dwarf part up one's arse) and decided that, if I used asterisks people would work out what I meant and that it was a substitute for a feather. Apparently, alas, my allusion to dwarf stuffing was too obscure.
Probably for the best.


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