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kate white Nov 13th 2007 1:07 am
best break up letter ever
 
A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfreind back home,it read as follows

Dear Ricky
I can no longer continue our relationship the distance between us is just too great.I must admit that I have cheated on you twice,since you have been gone and its not fair to eather of us.Im sorry,Please return the picture of me that I sent you.
love Becky......

The soldiers feelings being hurt asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots of their girlfreinds sister or Exgirlfreinds.

In addition to the picture of Becky,Ricky included all the other pictures of the pritty girls he had collected from hid buddies,There were 57 photos in that envelope......along with this note

Dear Becky
Im so sorry, but I cant quite remember who the hell you are,Please take your picture from the pile and return the rest back to me
take care Ricky



I was sent this and thought I would show it:D

R2D2 Nov 14th 2007 3:41 am
Re: best break up letter ever
 
:thumbup:

RodRos&Co. Nov 14th 2007 3:43 am
Re: best break up letter ever
 
Nice 1 Kate:rofl:

Hampshire rose Nov 14th 2007 3:43 am
Re: best break up letter ever
 
Great one thanks for sharing
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

manghams Nov 14th 2007 4:31 am
Re: best break up letter ever
 
Originally Posted by kate white (Post 5549442)
A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfreind back home,it read as follows

Dear Ricky
I can no longer continue our relationship the distance between us is just too great.I must admit that I have cheated on you twice,since you have been gone and its not fair to eather of us.Im sorry,Please return the picture of me that I sent you.
love Becky......

The soldiers feelings being hurt asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots of their girlfreinds sister or Exgirlfreinds.

In addition to the picture of Becky,Ricky included all the other pictures of the pritty girls he had collected from hid buddies,There were 57 photos in that envelope......along with this note

Dear Becky
Im so sorry, but I cant quite remember who the hell you are,Please take your picture from the pile and return the rest back to me
take care Ricky



I was sent this and thought I would show it:D

Dont kick a man when he is down - coz he will surely bite back.
Good one! :thumbsup:

shahzadandkelly Nov 14th 2007 9:10 am
Re: best break up letter ever
 
Very very good... :rofl:

Gold star,

Platinum star if the woman had collected the pictures from her gym! :D

K

Hobbess Nov 14th 2007 9:30 am
Re: best break up letter ever
 
Call me a cynic but my first reaction when reading these is to do a quick search. http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/photo.asp

newshoney Nov 14th 2007 9:53 pm
Re: best break up letter ever
 
Originally Posted by Hobbess (Post 5555441)
Call me a cynic but my first reaction when reading these is to do a quick search. http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/photo.asp
Gold star for intelligence.

kate white Nov 14th 2007 10:35 pm
Re: best break up letter ever
 
Originally Posted by Hobbess (Post 5555441)
Call me a cynic but my first reaction when reading these is to do a quick search. http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/photo.asp
now I know where my sis gets her jokes:rofl:


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