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Old Aug 8th 2016, 10:00 pm
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Originally Posted by JC3
Yes much better thanks, well until I got hammered that is.

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Should we assume you got hammered because you couldn't nail her?
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Old Aug 8th 2016, 10:52 pm
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Should we assume you got hammered because you couldn't nail her?
Ha Ha! Very good Epicurious.
Perhaps. But then again, hammers nails and screws only represent a small part of my toolkit!
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Nut, screws washers and bolts. Is that any help?
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Old Aug 10th 2016, 12:22 pm
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Nut, screws washers and bolts. Is that any help?
Ha ha thanks jonboy.
Bolt? I can't - I'm attached to her now.
Auntie Flo should never have given me that Meccano set.

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Ha ha thanks jonboy.
Bolt? I can't - I'm attached to her now.
Auntie Flo should never have given me that Meccano set.

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Now I'm confused!

I wish you luck with the optical one, such quests often end in disappointment but we always live in hope, may your limp not prove to be an impediment.
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Old Aug 12th 2016, 7:54 pm
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Ha ha thanks jonboy.
Bolt? I can't - I'm attached to her now.
Auntie Flo should never have given me that Meccano set.

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Originally Posted by jonboy
Now I'm confused!
Oh come on jonboy, keep up!

Bolt – to run away.

Nuts and bolts - used to attach things together.

Meccano set
– (comprising nuts, bolts, screws, strips, rods, hooks, chains, girders, channels, socket coupling narrows, hammers...tools) - a Christmas gift from my Auntie Flo when I was a kid - leading to being alone in my bedroom for hours, playing with my tool, tightening my nuts….

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“Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.” ― Mark Twain
Some people have the ability to laugh three times over a joke: (1) once they heard it, (2) once it is being explained and (3) once they understand it.
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Old Aug 12th 2016, 8:14 pm
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Some people have the ability to laugh three times over a joke: (1) once they heard it, (2) once it is being explained and (3) once they understand it.
OK good point SushiFan. I'll let him off.

I find humour in the smallest things everyday and I love a good laugh.
My trouble is that very often whilst I think my jokes are funny…no one else does. Sometimes that’s very funny too…Sorry folks!

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It was all going well until I googled "Auntie Flo means" and almost fell off my chair!
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Old Aug 13th 2016, 10:59 am
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Originally Posted by jonboy
It was all going well until I googled "Auntie Flo means" and almost fell off my chair!

Oops!
Now my eyes are watering again. Time I went back to the opticians.
Now how do I unscrew the screw when I can't see a bloody thing?

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