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Expatrick Aug 10th 2017 3:44 pm

Re: WTF back in the UK
 
"Police officer awarded over £12,000 after being bitten by fleas in work."

Norri Aug 10th 2017 4:05 pm

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Ouch!



Seagull rips off man's testicle as he sunbathes naked

Expatrick Aug 10th 2017 4:14 pm

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Blimey, if a flea bite is worth 12K what's a seagull bite worth?

robin1234 Aug 10th 2017 4:57 pm

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Originally Posted by Norri (Post 12313894)

That's why I pay the big bucks foe speedos.

mrken30 Aug 10th 2017 5:20 pm

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Originally Posted by Norri (Post 12313894)

Sounds like a Tern for the worse.

Pulaski Aug 10th 2017 5:42 pm

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Originally Posted by mrken30 (Post 12313947)
Sounds like a Tern for the worse.

You deserve to be skua'ed for a pun like that. :nod:

robin1234 Aug 10th 2017 7:20 pm

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Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 12313959)
You deserve to be skua'ed for a pun like that. :nod:

Guy probably doesn't feel like a shag

Pulaski Aug 10th 2017 7:33 pm

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Originally Posted by robin1234 (Post 12314007)
Guy probably doesn't feel like a shag.

Agreed, any exertion would be painful and likely leave him panting and puffin.

robin1234 Aug 10th 2017 8:39 pm

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Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 12314019)
Agreed, any exertion would be painful and likely leave him panting and puffin.

Certainly would be auk-ward in his delicate condition

Sugarmooma Aug 11th 2017 1:05 am

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Originally Posted by robin1234 (Post 12314053)
Certainly would be auk-ward in his delicate condition

Leave him alone..You all need to quit storking him..

BEVS Aug 11th 2017 1:25 am

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Originally Posted by Sugarmooma (Post 12314157)
Leave him alone..You all need to quit storking him..

They're certainly robin it in .

Sugarmooma Aug 11th 2017 2:27 am

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Originally Posted by BEVS (Post 12314167)
They're certainly robin it in .

They're a bunch of Loons:lol:

spouse of scouse Aug 11th 2017 7:52 am

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Originally Posted by Sugarmooma (Post 12314188)
They're a bunch of Loons:lol:

At least they didn't bring Boobies into it :regular_smile:

Lion in Winter Aug 11th 2017 9:45 am

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Originally Posted by spouse of scouse (Post 12314262)
At least they didn't bring Boobies into it :regular_smile:

Great tits are not normally seen at the beach, or they would have done.

Expatrick Aug 11th 2017 9:47 am

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Originally Posted by Lion in Winter (Post 12314299)
Great tits are not normally seen at the beach, or they would have done.

Bit of a sweeping statement there Lion. Never mind, play resumes, one ball left!


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