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What made you smile today? Part III

Old Jul 2nd 2013, 6:09 pm
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You might just go on my ignore list, along with the moderators, The Sultan of Swingers, and Sally Redux.
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Old Jul 2nd 2013, 8:02 pm
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How very dare you.
I know, you've never been so insulted.
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I may have just discovered the best website evar!!!!111!!

http://www.cadburyicecreamland.com/

(previous statement may contain lying)
Yes you might be right.
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Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

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I know, you've never been so insulted.
I've never been so amused. You have an ignore list?

Since you can't see it, I shall not refrain from calling you a big poofter. You big poofter ...
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Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing View Post
I've never been so amused. You have an ignore list?

Since you can't see it, I shall not refrain from calling you a big poofter. You big poofter ...
I was going to quote so he could see it, but the big poofter also has me on ignore.
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Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing View Post
I've never been so amused. You have an ignore list?

Since you can't see it, I shall not refrain from calling you a big poofter. You big poofter ...
Apparently I'm not on it yet, so I shall foil your cunning plan by quoting you.
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I was going to quote so he could see it, but the big poofter also has me on ignore.
Sorted.
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Apparently I'm not on it yet, so I shall foil your cunning plan by quoting you.
Don't tell anyone, but that's sort of the point ...
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Sorted.
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Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

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I was going to quote so he could see it, but the big poofter also has me on ignore.
No one puts me on ignore
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Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

This actual complaint letter to an airline that, I am guessing might have been written by a Brit as it drips with delicious sarcasm.

Dear LIAT,

May I say how considerate it is of you to enable your passengers such an in-depth and thorough tour of the Caribbean.

Most other airlines I have travelled on would simply wish to take me from point A to B in rather a hurry. I was intrigued that we were allowed to stop at not a lowly one or two but a magnificent six airports yesterday. And who wants to fly on the same airplane the entire time? We got to change and refuel every step of the way!

I particularly enjoyed sampling the security scanners at each and every airport. I find it preposterous that people imagine them all to be the same. And as for being patted down by a variety of islanders, well, I feel as if I've been hugged by most of the Caribbean already. I also found it unique that this was all done on "island time," because I do like to have time to absorb the atmosphere of the various departure lounges. As for our arrival, well, who wants to have to take a ferry at the end of all that flying anyway? I'm glad the boat was long gone by the time we arrived into Tortola last night -- and that all those noisy bars and restaurants were closed.

So thank you, LIAT. I now truly understand why you are "The Caribbean Airline."

P.S. Keep the bag. I never liked it anyway.


http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/hilario...ry?id=19541948
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Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

Originally Posted by dakota44 View Post
This actual complaint letter to an airline that, I am guessing might have been written by a Brit as it drips with delicious sarcasm.

Dear LIAT,

May I say how considerate it is of you to enable your passengers such an in-depth and thorough tour of the Caribbean.

Most other airlines I have travelled on would simply wish to take me from point A to B in rather a hurry. I was intrigued that we were allowed to stop at not a lowly one or two but a magnificent six airports yesterday. And who wants to fly on the same airplane the entire time? We got to change and refuel every step of the way!

I particularly enjoyed sampling the security scanners at each and every airport. I find it preposterous that people imagine them all to be the same. And as for being patted down by a variety of islanders, well, I feel as if I've been hugged by most of the Caribbean already. I also found it unique that this was all done on "island time," because I do like to have time to absorb the atmosphere of the various departure lounges. As for our arrival, well, who wants to have to take a ferry at the end of all that flying anyway? I'm glad the boat was long gone by the time we arrived into Tortola last night -- and that all those noisy bars and restaurants were closed.

So thank you, LIAT. I now truly understand why you are "The Caribbean Airline."

P.S. Keep the bag. I never liked it anyway.


http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/hilario...ry?id=19541948
I had a chuckle over that too...
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Old Jul 3rd 2013, 5:45 am
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Originally Posted by AmerLisa View Post
I had a chuckle over that too...
Reminded me to go back and read the Branson letter again. Had forgotten how funny it was.
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Old Jul 3rd 2013, 6:01 am
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Originally Posted by moneypenny20 View Post
Reminded me to go back and read the Branson letter again. Had forgotten how funny it was.
I did that! Very funny!
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