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What made you smile today? Part III

What made you smile today? Part III

Old May 28th 2013, 8:25 pm
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I think you're all f***ed in the head.
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Old May 28th 2013, 8:25 pm
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Originally Posted by OleJanx View Post
I dunno, I still quite like the taste of Winalot dog meal. And no, you don't really want to know how I got a taste for them. It's a fairly short, mildly interesting story, but not for tonight...
You came home drunk one night starving. There was nothing in the cupboards, so it was a choice between going out again for a kebab or eating the dog food.
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Old May 28th 2013, 8:28 pm
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You came home drunk one night starving. There was nothing in the cupboards, so it was a choice between going out again for a kebab or eating the dog food.
Nah, not really. More like being in Kuwait when the Iraqi's invaded, and not going outside for five weeks. We ended up scavenging empty apartments, and in one of them was a n open bag of Winalot. I grabbed a handful, smelled it, tasted it, quite liked it, and had a supply of snack-food, as we had run out of peanuts.
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Old May 28th 2013, 8:31 pm
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I think you're all f***ed in the head.
Thank you. I graciously accept your compliment.
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Old May 28th 2013, 8:41 pm
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Rule 18.
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Originally Posted by Lion in Winter View Post
Dog biscuits can be very nutritious. I once ate several as a small child over a period of weeks before anyone found out (those ones that came in colours - black, pink, brown, etc). Never did me any harm.
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I used to love those. Woof.
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Old May 28th 2013, 9:39 pm
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Getting up this morning and realising my house is trashed.... Yup, I have something to smile about. Once a month my friends and I go out for breakfast/brunch to a restaurant, this time for a bank holiday, we decided to host it at our house, pitch up time 9:30am..... they left at 9:30PM! we had a great day, drank mimosas, moved on to margerittas, cooked, laughed, cried (there's always one!) ate bacon, ordered Pizzas, and finally watched a movie.
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That we only need to put up with this nutjob until the next elections for Congress.

It’s the end of an era. Michele Bachmann announced early Wednesday morning in a YouTube video on her campaign Web site (taking a cue from Anthony Weiner?) that she would not be running for reelection to the House of Representatives in 2014. Bachmann insisted her decision had nothing to do with the “recent inquiries into the activities of my presidential campaign,” but she did not address the recent congressional ethics investigation. She also said her decision “was not influenced by any concerns about being reelected,” despite her narrowest victory yet in 2012 against Democrat Jim Graves, who has already announced he is running in 2014.

Although I suppose the departure of her stupidity from Congress will be a loss for comedians everywhere.

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Old May 30th 2013, 1:24 pm
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Saw a car with the plate 'ROCKGURL' parked at the mall. I wondered if it belonged to BE's Rockgurl...anyone remember her?
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Saw a car with the plate 'ROCKGURL' parked at the mall. I wondered if it belonged to BE's Rockgurl...anyone remember her?
I do!

I wonder what became of her as well...
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Old May 30th 2013, 2:41 pm
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Originally Posted by dakota44 View Post
That we only need to put up with this nutjob until the next elections for Congress.

It’s the end of an era. Michele Bachmann announced early Wednesday morning in a YouTube video on her campaign Web site (taking a cue from Anthony Weiner?) that she would not be running for reelection to the House of Representatives in 2014. Bachmann insisted her decision had nothing to do with the “recent inquiries into the activities of my presidential campaign,” but she did not address the recent congressional ethics investigation. She also said her decision “was not influenced by any concerns about being reelected,” despite her narrowest victory yet in 2012 against Democrat Jim Graves, who has already announced he is running in 2014.

Although I suppose the departure of her stupidity from Congress will be a loss for comedians everywhere.
The Democrats are mourning the loss of the gift that keeps on giving.
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Old May 30th 2013, 3:23 pm
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sweet f*** all!
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Old May 31st 2013, 12:38 am
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sweet f*** all!
Have a dog biscuit, might cheer you up.
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Old May 31st 2013, 12:49 am
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sweet f*** all!
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Old May 31st 2013, 2:11 am
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Got excused from jury duty, YAY! Have been called 3 times in 10 years. Neighbor has never been called once.
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