What made you smile today? Part III

You came home drunk one night starving. There was nothing in the cupboards, so it was a choice between going out again for a kebab or eating the dog food.

Needs must when the Devil (or Saddam) flies...



Getting up this morning and realising my house is trashed.... Yup, I have something to smile about. Once a month my friends and I go out for breakfast/brunch to a restaurant, this time for a bank holiday, we decided to host it at our house, pitch up time 9:30am..... they left at 9:30PM! we had a great day, drank mimosas, moved on to margerittas, cooked, laughed, cried (there's always one!) ate bacon, ordered Pizzas, and finally watched a movie.

That we only need to put up with this nutjob until the next elections for Congress.
It’s the end of an era. Michele Bachmann announced early Wednesday morning in a YouTube video on her campaign Web site (taking a cue from Anthony Weiner?) that she would not be running for reelection to the House of Representatives in 2014. Bachmann insisted her decision had nothing to do with the “recent inquiries into the activities of my presidential campaign,” but she did not address the recent congressional ethics investigation. She also said her decision “was not influenced by any concerns about being reelected,” despite her narrowest victory yet in 2012 against Democrat Jim Graves, who has already announced he is running in 2014.
Although I suppose the departure of her stupidity from Congress will be a loss for comedians everywhere.
It’s the end of an era. Michele Bachmann announced early Wednesday morning in a YouTube video on her campaign Web site (taking a cue from Anthony Weiner?) that she would not be running for reelection to the House of Representatives in 2014. Bachmann insisted her decision had nothing to do with the “recent inquiries into the activities of my presidential campaign,” but she did not address the recent congressional ethics investigation. She also said her decision “was not influenced by any concerns about being reelected,” despite her narrowest victory yet in 2012 against Democrat Jim Graves, who has already announced he is running in 2014.
Although I suppose the departure of her stupidity from Congress will be a loss for comedians everywhere.
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That we only need to put up with this nutjob until the next elections for Congress.
It’s the end of an era. Michele Bachmann announced early Wednesday morning in a YouTube video on her campaign Web site (taking a cue from Anthony Weiner?) that she would not be running for reelection to the House of Representatives in 2014. Bachmann insisted her decision had nothing to do with the “recent inquiries into the activities of my presidential campaign,” but she did not address the recent congressional ethics investigation. She also said her decision “was not influenced by any concerns about being reelected,” despite her narrowest victory yet in 2012 against Democrat Jim Graves, who has already announced he is running in 2014.
Although I suppose the departure of her stupidity from Congress will be a loss for comedians everywhere.
It’s the end of an era. Michele Bachmann announced early Wednesday morning in a YouTube video on her campaign Web site (taking a cue from Anthony Weiner?) that she would not be running for reelection to the House of Representatives in 2014. Bachmann insisted her decision had nothing to do with the “recent inquiries into the activities of my presidential campaign,” but she did not address the recent congressional ethics investigation. She also said her decision “was not influenced by any concerns about being reelected,” despite her narrowest victory yet in 2012 against Democrat Jim Graves, who has already announced he is running in 2014.
Although I suppose the departure of her stupidity from Congress will be a loss for comedians everywhere.