What made you smile today? Part III

A guest coming into the hotel called yesterday and wanted to know where the big old synagogue was because she wanted to pray there. I asked if she meant Mickve Israel and she said yes. then she said you pronounced that very well, are you from Israel? I said no , I'm a schiksa,
Shalom.

Shalom.

A guest coming into the hotel called yesterday and wanted to know where the big old synagogue was because she wanted to pray there. I asked if she meant Mickve Israel and she said yes. then she said you pronounced that very well, are you from Israel? I said no , I'm a schiksa,
Shalom.

Shalom.
Assalamu Alaikum (My favorite moderately recent movie is "The Kingdom of Heaven)

As a structural engineer, I worked with architects. On one job I worked with a guy who usually worked on restoring religious buildings (the buildings are religious?). My wife wanted to see Savanna so we stayed over while visiting relatives in SC. Surprise, we bumped into the guy while getting breakfast next morning, he and his boss were designing the restoration of the old synagogue there.
Assalamu Alaikum (My favorite moderately recent movie is "The Kingdom of Heaven)
Assalamu Alaikum (My favorite moderately recent movie is "The Kingdom of Heaven)

On another forum, a members sig. line:
"...any library is a good library that does not contain a volume by Jane Austen. Even if it contains no other book." - Mark Twain
"...any library is a good library that does not contain a volume by Jane Austen. Even if it contains no other book." - Mark Twain

My son loaned me Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, haven't read it yet.

I have just got in from my weekly visit to the pub , where , eavesdropping as usual, I overheard the following coversation:
A-" Hmm! On the whole, I think I prefer the Steve Miller Band to Ed Milliband."
B-"Abracadabra!"
A-"Yes, Red Ed isn't much of a magician, given that he needs a miracle, is he?"
Not wishing to show that I'd been eavesdropping, I went a peculiar shade of purply red trying to withhold my laughter. Usually in the pub I go to, what you hear is boring drivel about jobs or football, easy to ignore....
A-" Hmm! On the whole, I think I prefer the Steve Miller Band to Ed Milliband."
B-"Abracadabra!"
A-"Yes, Red Ed isn't much of a magician, given that he needs a miracle, is he?"
Not wishing to show that I'd been eavesdropping, I went a peculiar shade of purply red trying to withhold my laughter. Usually in the pub I go to, what you hear is boring drivel about jobs or football, easy to ignore....
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