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What made you smile today? Part III

Old Sep 14th 2012, 10:20 pm
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Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing View Post
Not that I want a ginormous needle shoved up my spine, I hasten to add.

Nor do I want to be kicked in the balls, anaesthetic or no anaesthetic
I has an epidural when I had my triple a fixed, it wasn't bad because they numbed the spot first.

When someone aims a kick or a knee at the family jewels, twist from the balls of your feet. Worst case, you protect your privates, but if you time it right you can catch the incoming leg between yours as you twist and do some real damage.
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Old Sep 15th 2012, 10:14 am
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Originally Posted by dakota44 View Post
So I found myself thinking today, which is more painful? For a woman to have a baby, or for a man to be kicked in the balls. After a few beers and much thought I came to the conclusion that it is more painful for a man to be kicked in the balls. I came to this conclusion because you often hear a woman say how nice it would be to have another baby, but you never hear a man say how nice it would be to get kicked in the balls again.
A kick in the knackers doesn't go on hurting abominably for several hours, though. Unpleasant recollection seems to remember it dulling down after 5-10 minutes.
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Old Sep 15th 2012, 10:20 am
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A kick in the knackers doesn't go on hurting abominably for several hours, though. Unpleasant recollection seems to remember it dulling down after 5-10 minutes.
I see a whole new thread starting here. I remember a tennis ball to the balls. 38 years later I still recall the pain.
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Old Sep 15th 2012, 11:54 am
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I see a whole new thread starting here. I remember a tennis ball to the balls. 38 years later I still recall the pain.
I've had 3 children naturally (i.e. no pain relief), weighing 8, 9 and 9.8 lbs respectively. 32, 18 and 16 years later I still recall the pain of their massive 10 pin bowling ball sized heads tearing the oh so tender flesh of my perineum.
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Old Sep 15th 2012, 12:09 pm
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I've had 3 children naturally (i.e. no pain relief), weighing 8, 9 and 9.8 lbs respectively. 32, 18 and 16 years later I still recall the pain of their massive 10 pin bowling ball sized heads tearing the oh so tender flesh of my perineum.
Dear lady, I never compared the tennis ball to a 9.8lb baby. If I were that stupid my ex and so many others would see me in hell. PS a tennis ball to the ba**s is still memorable.
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Dear lady, I never compared the tennis ball to a 9.8lb baby. If I were that stupid my ex and so many others would see me in hell. PS a tennis ball to the ba**s is still memorable.
I still think pushing out a bowling ball without benefit of copious doses of morphine is more painful than a measly little tennis ball to the cojones.
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We have men who know what it feels like to have a baby and women who know what a kick in the balls feels like.

A grimace more than a smile.
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Finishing up the third and final tour here in Trujillo. Some amazing archaeological pre-Inca sites. Well worth it, but boy I'm tired. And I didn't get kicked in the balls once. I did, however, step into a hole in the sidewalk here in Trujillo, knackered my shin and damn near broke my toe but ended up with just a severely damaged and bloody toenail. But no biggy. There is one other possible tour, but it is 3 hours by bus and another 3 return. Makes for a very long day. It would be one of the more fascinating sites. Never know, might go yet. Otherwise wait to take a special trip to Chiclayo for that one.

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I've had 3 children naturally (i.e. no pain relief), weighing 8, 9 and 9.8 lbs respectively. 32, 18 and 16 years later I still recall the pain of their massive 10 pin bowling ball sized heads tearing the oh so tender flesh of my perineum.
Not being a parent, but still having parents, I am guessing it still hurts....
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Old Sep 15th 2012, 9:22 pm
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Not being a parent, but still having parents, I am guessing it still hurts....
Children can be a pain that's for sure LOL
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Old Sep 16th 2012, 6:03 am
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Children can be a pain that's for sure LOL
You're not wrong there OS.
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Old Sep 16th 2012, 1:10 pm
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I live in Texas and so I must spend my time praying and telling the world President Obama is Muslim
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Sheep Rodeo for 4-7 year olds.
Here is my littlun hanging on. She lasted about 2 seconds.
The Lake District has missed a trick or two.
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Old Sep 16th 2012, 6:02 pm
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Sheep Rodeo for 4-7 year olds.
Here is my littlun hanging on. She lasted about 2 seconds.
The Lake District has missed a trick or two.
Brilliant
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Originally Posted by kimilseung View Post
Sheep Rodeo for 4-7 year olds.
Here is my littlun hanging on. She lasted about 2 seconds.
The Lake District has missed a trick or two.
thats great.
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