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What made you smile today? Part III

Old Sep 15th 2011, 6:23 pm
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Originally Posted by Sally Redux View Post
or 12,000 car park attendants.
Arse - was that in your sig before I posted that quote
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Old Sep 15th 2011, 6:25 pm
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Arse - was that in your sig before I posted that quote
It still made me laugh
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Old Sep 15th 2011, 6:27 pm
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It still made me laugh
Six? Do me a lemon - that's a poor IQ for a glass of water . . .
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Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing View Post
Six? Do me a lemon - that's a poor IQ for a glass of water . . .
Yeah I should change it to that

Our deepest fear is going space crazy through loneliness. The only thing that helps me keep my slender grip on reality is the friendship I have with my collection of singing potatoes
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Yeah I should change it to that

Our deepest fear is going space crazy through loneliness. The only thing that helps me keep my slender grip on reality is the friendship I have with my collection of singing potatoes
"Yesterday we encountered a moon that was the exact same shape as Felicity Kendall's bottom. We flew around that one a few times."

Or my favourite Rimmer to Holly put down:

"You are about as much use as a condom machine in the Vatican"
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"Yesterday we encountered a moon that was the exact same shape as Felicity Kendall's bottom. We flew around that one a few times."

Or my favourite Rimmer to Holly put down:

"You are about as much use as a condom machine in the Vatican"
"He's out to lunch, breakfast, dinner, tea, supper, the lot. He's not in for a single meal, if you ask me."
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Originally Posted by Sally Redux View Post
or 12,000 car park attendants.
Some car park attendants have brains the size of a planet.
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Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing View Post
"Yesterday we encountered a moon that was the exact same shape as Felicity Kendall's bottom. We flew around that one a few times."

Or my favourite Rimmer to Holly put down:

"You are about as much use as a condom machine in the Vatican"
Not forgetting the classic "O.K. Trans Am wheel-arch nostrils!"
this might not be verbatim, but it was close, and still makes me laugh, along with "Gazpacho soup"
Souper!
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Originally Posted by Uncle Ebenezer View Post
Some car park attendants have brains the size of a planet.
So why do they hang out in the 3-word story?
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So why do they hang out in the 3-word story?
He's worried they might be talking about him, if he's not there.
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Originally Posted by OleJanx View Post
Not forgetting the classic "O.K. Trans Am wheel-arch nostrils!"
this might not be verbatim, but it was close, and still makes me laugh, along with "Gazpacho soup"
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You're pretty close with the 'Trans Am' one, I think
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Smoke me a kipper! I'll be back for breakfast!
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Old Sep 15th 2011, 7:02 pm
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Smoke me a kipper! I'll be back for breakfast!


You're nickname was never Ace. Maybe Ace Hole . . .
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Smoke me a kipper! I'll be back for breakfast!
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Oh, good grief - would somebody please, for the love of my remaining sanity, start a thread for posting every quote from every episode of Red Dwarf/Blackadder/Monty Python et al ...
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