What made you smile today? Part III
#6256

Seeing you on here made me smile. How's things?
#6257
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#6259
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and no offence but I'm really glad I missed the earthquake, that would have freaked me out..
#6260

Starting monday, sept 5 - TODAY!!!! we will be getting two episodes of coronation street instead of one so we can eventually catch up to the UK.....

#6261
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#6262

I read another theory that it can indicate people with Viking ancestry - when the Vikings invaded England and Ireland, they were considered "dark foreigners" with "dark" intentions. Names were coined for any progeny resulting from the rape of the native women and incorporated the Gaelic word for dark, which then was interpreted as "black".


#6263

From my facebook page.
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Texas State Trooper walked up to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball". He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls". There was a moment of silence. Then he closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car, and left
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Texas State Trooper walked up to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball". He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls". There was a moment of silence. Then he closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car, and left


#6264
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Just been pleasently surprised and smiled..Baby woke up. Made bottle. Took to hubby. Hubby said thanks. Asked if I was coming to bed. Said not yet am watching tennis. He asked how long. I said depends on how long Mr Fish and Mr Tsonga take with this last set and if I can get into bed. He said cool and please shut the door....no moans. He really must be sick with this cold. LOL
Mind you looking at the space available....may be better off on sofa. Just how much space does a 9.57 kg being need? She's got more bed than him...LOL
Sorry I'll shut up now....simple things make me chuckle the most but I guess you have to be here.
Mind you looking at the space available....may be better off on sofa. Just how much space does a 9.57 kg being need? She's got more bed than him...LOL
Sorry I'll shut up now....simple things make me chuckle the most but I guess you have to be here.

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#6267

It's fricking Coronation Street for heavens sake. Someone new comes in to run the pub, pisses off the old staff, one leaves in a huff. The new person then shags the bird with the glasses and scrawny neck. Someone on the cast is caught snorting cocaine at a z list party and suddenly there's a huge fire in a warehouse where the coke head rushes in to save a child (implausibly in there without a parent) and dies. And so on ad infinitum...........
#6268

It's fricking Coronation Street for heavens sake. Someone new comes in to run the pub, pisses off the old staff, one leaves in a huff. The new person then shags the bird with the glasses and scrawny neck. Someone on the cast is caught snorting cocaine at a z list party and suddenly there's a huge fire in a warehouse where the coke head rushes in to save a child (implausibly in there without a parent) and dies. And so on ad infinitum...........
