What made you smile today? Part III
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Went to a country fundraiser on a beautiful farm this evening. Met some nice people, listened to an up and coming country singer, had great food, and watched a pie auction. This is what my life has come to, but that's okay.
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‘Bloody nice to meet you Reverend! I say, is this your wife? Bloody lovely wife! How do you do Ma'am?’
(To crown it off, he even pronounced ‘ma'am’ to rhyme with ‘calm’ and not ‘ham’).
I'm certain the local chap thought ‘bloody’ was on par with ‘jolly’, when at the time it was on par with f*****g ... we even spelt it b****y back then. The Minister was livid, his wife horrified, and believe me when I say it showed! The receiving line drew to an abrupt halt ... the only thing I could think of saying was:
‘Within six months you'll use that word yourself to describe the weather here’.
Last edited by Christian; Aug 6th 2011 at 5:00 am.
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I have a rule 5 years older or 5 years young, I want to grow old with someone not get them before them or vice versa

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