What made you smile today? Part III
Jul 14th 2011, 7:36 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by AmerLisa
I'm wrong, on that account, more times on this forum than I can shake a stick at....
Jul 14th 2011, 7:45 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by lyonsden1193
She does......
Jul 14th 2011, 7:53 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by Uncle Ebenezer
Strange ... class and taste usually go hand in hand. Of course, there are exceptions to every rule and I shall give your wife the benefit of the doubt.
I was quietly going about my business of delivering milk one day in rural hampshire only to be smashed over the head with a baseball bat. A couple of days later I awoke bound and gagged in a fed ex box. Despite my protestations she continually forces me to eat her food
, share her bed and help pay the bills
. When you ask a question, the answer is always the same..."escape is impossible"
Jul 14th 2011, 7:54 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
A naive friend of mine who made the following post on facebook and wants me to explain why I think she should delete and rephrase it:
"A true friend never gets in your way, unless you're going down."
Maybe it's just me ...
"A true friend never gets in your way, unless you're going down."
Maybe it's just me ...
Jul 14th 2011, 7:55 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by lyonsden1193
Ok you forced the truth out into the public....
I was quietly going about my business of delivering milk one day in rural hampshire only to be smashed over the head with a baseball bat. A couple of days later I awoke bound and gagged in a fed ex box. Despite my protestations she continually forces me to eat her food, share her bed and help pay the bills. When you ask a question, the answer is always the same..."escape is impossible"
I was quietly going about my business of delivering milk one day in rural hampshire only to be smashed over the head with a baseball bat. A couple of days later I awoke bound and gagged in a fed ex box. Despite my protestations she continually forces me to eat her food
, share her bed and help pay the bills. When you ask a question, the answer is always the same..."escape is impossible"
Jul 14th 2011, 7:57 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by Uncle Ebenezer
A naive friend of mine who made the following post on facebook and wants me to explain why I think she should delete and rephrase it:
"A true friend never gets in your way, unless you're going down."
Maybe it's just me ...
"A true friend never gets in your way, unless you're going down."
Maybe it's just me ...
Jul 14th 2011, 7:57 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by Uncle Ebenezer
A naive friend of mine who made the following post on facebook and wants me to explain why I think she should delete and rephrase it:
"A true friend never gets in your way, unless you're going down."
Maybe it's just me ...
"A true friend never gets in your way, unless you're going down."
Maybe it's just me ...
Jul 14th 2011, 7:58 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by lyonsden1193
Ok you forced the truth out into the public....
I was quietly going about my business of delivering milk one day in rural hampshire only to be smashed over the head with a baseball bat. A couple of days later I awoke bound and gagged in a fed ex box. Despite my protestations she continually forces me to eat her food, share her bed and help pay the bills. When you ask a question, the answer is always the same..."escape is impossible"
I was quietly going about my business of delivering milk one day in rural hampshire only to be smashed over the head with a baseball bat. A couple of days later I awoke bound and gagged in a fed ex box. Despite my protestations she continually forces me to eat her food
, share her bed and help pay the bills. When you ask a question, the answer is always the same..."escape is impossible"
Originally Posted by Egg and Cress
And if you believe that sh**, I've got a bridge I want to sell back to ya'! When I told my mom he followed me home, and what could I do, she said, well let the poor sod in, it's too hot out there for even mad dogs and Englishmen.
