What made you smile today? Part III
Feb 17th 2011, 6:59 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by tamms_1965
She did make it through to next week! She's not allowed to talk about it but hopefully we'll see her on next week's episode
Feb 17th 2011, 7:00 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by Sally Redux
You've got to sit through it again
Feb 17th 2011, 7:02 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by tamms_1965
Well, hubs records it because he's addicted. So at least we can watch something else at the start and then fast forward through the commercials.
Feb 17th 2011, 7:56 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Feb 17th 2011, 9:24 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing
Thank you. Wait until I get a chance to post the photos of her eating her birthday cake 
She copies me to an extent. If I say 'uh-oh' when she drops something she says it back, and she says 'hi' and 'wow' when prompted.
I guess I'll have to watch myself when I'm driving because I don't want her to be saying things like "Learn to drive you f***ing f***er" and some of the other more colourful things I say
She copies me to an extent. If I say 'uh-oh' when she drops something she says it back, and she says 'hi' and 'wow' when prompted.
I guess I'll have to watch myself when I'm driving because I don't want her to be saying things like "Learn to drive you f***ing f***er" and some of the other more colourful things I say
OH took DD for a day out, (to give mum a few hours well deserved peace) so off they toddled in the car to the park..and came back a few hours later with DD all nicely tired out from running around like a loon.
The next day we went out in the car to the local shops when OH had to stop because the car in front couldn't decide whether they were turning left or right and of course OH was getting agitated..
DD calmly wound the window down, stuck her little head out and shouted...
"Move your shitty little car dickhead"
OH went bright red and I beat the crap of of him for teaching our daughter road rage..
(fortunately now that she's older she knows about bad words and that she's not allowed say them)
Feb 17th 2011, 9:25 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by lisag8070
oh trust me she will copy you..as my OH found out when DD was only 4 yrs old..
OH took DD for a day out, (to give mum a few hours well deserved peace) so off they toddled in the car to the park..and came back a few hours later with DD all nicely tired out from running around like a loon.
The next day we went out in the car to the local shops when OH had to stop because the car in front couldn't decide whether they were turning left or right and of course OH was getting agitated..
DD calmly wound the window down, stuck her little head out and shouted...
"Move your shitty little car dickhead"
OH went bright red and I beat the crap of of him for teaching our daughter road rage..
(fortunately now that she's older she knows about bad words and that she's not allowed say them)
OH took DD for a day out, (to give mum a few hours well deserved peace) so off they toddled in the car to the park..and came back a few hours later with DD all nicely tired out from running around like a loon.
The next day we went out in the car to the local shops when OH had to stop because the car in front couldn't decide whether they were turning left or right and of course OH was getting agitated..
DD calmly wound the window down, stuck her little head out and shouted...
"Move your shitty little car dickhead"
OH went bright red and I beat the crap of of him for teaching our daughter road rage..
(fortunately now that she's older she knows about bad words and that she's not allowed say them)
Feb 17th 2011, 9:26 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by lisag8070
oh trust me she will copy you..as my OH found out when DD was only 4 yrs old..
OH took DD for a day out, (to give mum a few hours well deserved peace) so off they toddled in the car to the park..and came back a few hours later with DD all nicely tired out from running around like a loon.
The next day we went out in the car to the local shops when OH had to stop because the car in front couldn't decide whether they were turning left or right and of course OH was getting agitated..
DD calmly wound the window down, stuck her little head out and shouted...
"Move your shitty little car dickhead"
OH went bright red and I beat the crap of of him for teaching our daughter road rage..
(fortunately now that she's older she knows about bad words and that she's not allowed say them)
OH took DD for a day out, (to give mum a few hours well deserved peace) so off they toddled in the car to the park..and came back a few hours later with DD all nicely tired out from running around like a loon.
The next day we went out in the car to the local shops when OH had to stop because the car in front couldn't decide whether they were turning left or right and of course OH was getting agitated..
DD calmly wound the window down, stuck her little head out and shouted...
"Move your shitty little car dickhead"
OH went bright red and I beat the crap of of him for teaching our daughter road rage..
(fortunately now that she's older she knows about bad words and that she's not allowed say them)
Feb 17th 2011, 10:09 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing
Oh no, I'd better watch myself then
especially in front of a teacher and the teacher turning round to you asking 'whaday she jus say? see how quick you can get of of that one..
I soon became a master of.. oh its just a British phrase we use all the time and then scarpering pretty damn quick...
Feb 17th 2011, 10:11 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by lisag8070
wait till she starts saying"oh bollox" whenever she drops or spills something..
especially in front of a teacher and the teacher turning round to you asking 'whaday she jus say? see how quick you can get of of that one..
I soon became a master of.. oh its just a British phrase we use all the time and then scarpering pretty damn quick...
especially in front of a teacher and the teacher turning round to you asking 'whaday she jus say? see how quick you can get of of that one..
I soon became a master of.. oh its just a British phrase we use all the time and then scarpering pretty damn quick...
Although, if she's going to copy me anyway, maybe I can get her talking in a Belfast accent to piss off her ma
Feb 17th 2011, 11:10 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing
Oh great, so my sweet little girl is going to drop her bottle and instead of saying "uh oh" in the cute way she does now, she'll start saying "f***sticks" instead
Although, if she's going to copy me anyway, maybe I can get her talking in a Belfast accent to piss off her ma
Although, if she's going to copy me anyway, maybe I can get her talking in a Belfast accent to piss off her ma
you might as well go the whole hog..
Feb 17th 2011, 11:54 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing
Oh great, so my sweet little girl is going to drop her bottle and instead of saying "uh oh" in the cute way she does now, she'll start saying "f***sticks" instead
Although, if she's going to copy me anyway, maybe I can get her talking in a Belfast accent to piss off her ma
Although, if she's going to copy me anyway, maybe I can get her talking in a Belfast accent to piss off her ma
Last edited by Jerseygirl; Feb 18th 2011 at 12:08 am. Reason: avoiding sweary filter
Feb 17th 2011, 11:59 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
When my now 12 yr old went to nursery school, they had a different approach on the kids when it came to swearing. Instead of the usual punishments, the teachers would say something like 'we don't say fu ck here' with a lovely soft voice and smile.
It seemed to work.
- was just really funny hearing these posh teachers swear like it was nothing.
Last edited by Jerseygirl; Feb 18th 2011 at 12:08 am. Reason: removed quote
Feb 18th 2011, 12:17 am
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Smile?
I interviewed for a promotion at my job. They asked me to explain my best qualities in three words. My boss - who knows me well enough - braced herself. And then I said, "well, if it had to be just three, I'd choose Killer Alien Vagina."
I got the promotion.
Then I handed my resignation in. Four weeks to go now until the nightmare is over.
I interviewed for a promotion at my job. They asked me to explain my best qualities in three words. My boss - who knows me well enough - braced herself. And then I said, "well, if it had to be just three, I'd choose Killer Alien Vagina."
I got the promotion.
Then I handed my resignation in. Four weeks to go now until the nightmare is over.
