What made you smile today? Part III

Oh, right. Well yes, that would be better. Although he was put at the controls of a large tractor with a scoop on the front at the age of 10 by a mad farmer. Luckily it was in the middle of a big field in Cumbria, and it did give him the thrill of his life.
There's nothing at all wrong with making your mum happy. Plus you get good dinners out of it. Are you being taken out for improving trips to stately homes and museums and such?
There's nothing at all wrong with making your mum happy. Plus you get good dinners out of it. Are you being taken out for improving trips to stately homes and museums and such?
Mums spag bol, no spaghetti, stick of garlic bread. It's a banger. The fridge will be stocked with ham and bacon. Her record is providing over 4 bacon sandwiches in 24 hours.
Less stately homes, more shopping at Gunwharf (I know, but there's a Loakes store there) and walks in the New Forest and down at Hengistbury Head.
I get more excited each time I talk to you about it. It's like my internet Mum is excited for me.

Sounds like he could fly a jet then. Tractors / jets...what's the difference.
Mums spag bol, no spaghetti, stick of garlic bread. It's a banger. The fridge will be stocked with ham and bacon. Her record is providing over 4 bacon sandwiches in 24 hours.
Less stately homes, more shopping at Gunwharf (I know, but there's a Loakes store there) and walks in the New Forest and down at Hengistbury Head.
I get more excited each time I talk to you about it. It's like my internet Mum is excited for me.
Mums spag bol, no spaghetti, stick of garlic bread. It's a banger. The fridge will be stocked with ham and bacon. Her record is providing over 4 bacon sandwiches in 24 hours.
Less stately homes, more shopping at Gunwharf (I know, but there's a Loakes store there) and walks in the New Forest and down at Hengistbury Head.
I get more excited each time I talk to you about it. It's like my internet Mum is excited for me.
He operated a clutch better than I do, for sure. Do planes have clutches?
Well, you won't see the Little Lion at Gunwharf since he's holed up in Liverpool with the girlfriend.
If your mum is buying you bespoke shoes for Christmas, I hope you will be taking her breakfast in bed.
And it's vicarious excitement for me, since I can't see the Little Lion I can be happy that another mum and son get to spend some time together. Not sure I want to be your internet mum though, I don't need anyone else to worry about.

Thank you. It's not hard, loads of love, loads of cuddles, loads of play, loads of food and water and tons of litter tray cleaning all lead to happy, healthy, friendly, affectionate fur babies.


He operated a clutch better than I do, for sure. Do planes have clutches?
Well, you won't see the Little Lion at Gunwharf since he's holed up in Liverpool with the girlfriend.
If your mum is buying you bespoke shoes for Christmas, I hope you will be taking her breakfast in bed.
And it's vicarious excitement for me, since I can't see the Little Lion I can be happy that another mum and son get to spend some time together. Not sure I want to be your internet mum though, I don't need anyone else to worry about.
Well, you won't see the Little Lion at Gunwharf since he's holed up in Liverpool with the girlfriend.
If your mum is buying you bespoke shoes for Christmas, I hope you will be taking her breakfast in bed.
And it's vicarious excitement for me, since I can't see the Little Lion I can be happy that another mum and son get to spend some time together. Not sure I want to be your internet mum though, I don't need anyone else to worry about.
What a guy, if you're going into lockdown may as well do it with some entertainment. Expect an announcement in Feb/March? August baby? Named Covid?
Weirdly, she typically does the coffees in the morning when I'm home. I generally make brekkie for us when I'm downstairs. She THOROUGHLY enjoys having a chauffeur for the time I'm back and I always have a list of jobs that involves anything high up, heavy or big. There'll be no Xmas decs until I'm home to go in the loft, her mattress will need flipping and I doubt the outdoor furniture has been put away for winter.
OK, I'll just pretend you like the title.
All this talk of Mums is lovely. Mine's a true bastard at times (and only my Sister and I can say that) but there's nobody I want a cuddle off more when I'm down and nobody who I'd rather see smiling and happy.


Hard to do from 3,500 miles but that's why she'll have said it; to have a little dig...but I forgive her. She's had a tough year on her own, I'm sure I'll hear it all when I'm back. But such is, let her grumble on and then do something nice, and it'll all be forgotten and we'll just be having fun and a nice time.

HI bristol i turned over for the start and saw it all.I managed to see one saints goal and one utd, saints played well again. Once the explosion happened i was hooked to the grand prix.What a fortunate boy he is, very dramatic.