What made you smile today? Part III
Jan 21st 2019, 6:26 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Jan 22nd 2019, 3:08 am
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
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Jan 22nd 2019, 12:48 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by moneypenny20
The police officer was travelling at 5mph and couldn't stop in time? Presumably he was watching the eclipse as well.
Jan 22nd 2019, 12:53 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by moneypenny20
The police officer was travelling at 5mph and couldn't stop in time? Presumably he was watching the eclipse as well.
Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing
The pedestrian wasn't able to throw the bribe money at him quickly enough.
Jan 22nd 2019, 12:55 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
Slipped on a donut.
Jan 22nd 2019, 2:44 pm
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Jan 22nd 2019, 4:41 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by chawkins99
Unless the angle is distorted, it was probably just an attempted push. Anything more would have required more speed and with the house right behind, that's a bit unlikely for anyone thinking they were just destroying a snowy snowman. Unless they were pretty drunk of course, in which case judgement goes out the window.
Jan 22nd 2019, 5:13 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by BristolUK
Nice story. I'm no expert but there may not be that much damage to the vehicle..
Unless the angle is distorted, it was probably just an attempted push. Anything more would have required more speed and with the house right behind, that's a bit unlikely for anyone thinking they were just destroying a snowy snowman. Unless they were pretty drunk of course, in which case judgement goes out the window.
Unless the angle is distorted, it was probably just an attempted push. Anything more would have required more speed and with the house right behind, that's a bit unlikely for anyone thinking they were just destroying a snowy snowman. Unless they were pretty drunk of course, in which case judgement goes out the window.
Jan 22nd 2019, 9:20 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by caretaker
I'm smiling over a text I just got informing me of my honeypot win at one of my hangouts; $180 after the charity gets it's cut. 
Jan 22nd 2019, 9:22 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by chawkins99
I agree. If they had made a deliberate run at it, even without the tree stump, they would have had several hundred pounds of snow/ice on their car. Even hitting the stump with more than a light nudge would probably have toppled it.
Jan 22nd 2019, 9:25 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing
Insert half-arsed joke about that being just about enough to buy a 6 pack of beer in Canada.
Jan 22nd 2019, 9:28 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by caretaker
I think I pay something like $43 ($32 to you) for 24, and it isn't funny.
Jan 22nd 2019, 9:33 pm
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Re: What made you smile today? Part III
Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing
It isn't funny. Granted, I got away with paying CAN$32 by drinking Molson (possibly also being in bum-**** Alberta as well) but it was no joke.
