Go Back  British Expats > General > The Lounge
Reload this Page >

What made you smile today? Part III

What made you smile today? Part III

Old Aug 22nd 2018, 6:54 pm
  #21271  
European
 
BuckinghamshireBoy's Avatar
 
Joined: May 2016
Location: Brasschaat, Flanders.
Posts: 2,912
BuckinghamshireBoy has a reputation beyond reputeBuckinghamshireBoy has a reputation beyond reputeBuckinghamshireBoy has a reputation beyond reputeBuckinghamshireBoy has a reputation beyond reputeBuckinghamshireBoy has a reputation beyond reputeBuckinghamshireBoy has a reputation beyond reputeBuckinghamshireBoy has a reputation beyond reputeBuckinghamshireBoy has a reputation beyond reputeBuckinghamshireBoy has a reputation beyond reputeBuckinghamshireBoy has a reputation beyond reputeBuckinghamshireBoy has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

Originally Posted by Jerseygirl View Post
I’m making hubby into a diamond. That way I can still twist him around my finger.

I am serious.
Hard man, is he?
BuckinghamshireBoy is offline  
Old Aug 22nd 2018, 7:12 pm
  #21272  
Quien no sabe
 
Chatter Static's Avatar
 
Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 3,537
Chatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

Originally Posted by BuckinghamshireBoy View Post
Hard man, is he?
Or a lot of dirt behind his ears from working down pit's......
Chatter Static is offline  
Old Aug 22nd 2018, 10:12 pm
  #21273  
Lost in BE Cyberspace
 
GeniB's Avatar
 
Joined: Nov 2013
Posts: 5,676
GeniB has a reputation beyond reputeGeniB has a reputation beyond reputeGeniB has a reputation beyond reputeGeniB has a reputation beyond reputeGeniB has a reputation beyond reputeGeniB has a reputation beyond reputeGeniB has a reputation beyond reputeGeniB has a reputation beyond reputeGeniB has a reputation beyond reputeGeniB has a reputation beyond reputeGeniB has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

Originally Posted by spouse of scouse View Post
You could donate your body to science - either for med students to practice on, or to be sent to a one of those body farms.
How have we all ended up discussing your demise?
My fault I talked about how his cats would kill him... altho... that wasn't my suggestion
GeniB is offline  
Old Aug 23rd 2018, 12:51 am
  #21274  
SUPER MODERATOR
 
Jerseygirl's Avatar
 
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 79,847
Jerseygirl has a reputation beyond reputeJerseygirl has a reputation beyond reputeJerseygirl has a reputation beyond reputeJerseygirl has a reputation beyond reputeJerseygirl has a reputation beyond reputeJerseygirl has a reputation beyond reputeJerseygirl has a reputation beyond reputeJerseygirl has a reputation beyond reputeJerseygirl has a reputation beyond reputeJerseygirl has a reputation beyond reputeJerseygirl has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

Originally Posted by BuckinghamshireBoy View Post
Hard man, is he?


Originally Posted by Chatter Static View Post
Or a lot of dirt behind his ears from working down pit's......
In Cheshire?
Jerseygirl is offline  
Old Aug 23rd 2018, 9:40 am
  #21275  
BE Forum Addict
 
Ingles's Avatar
 
Joined: Nov 2009
Location: Alcobaça
Posts: 4,127
Ingles has a reputation beyond reputeIngles has a reputation beyond reputeIngles has a reputation beyond reputeIngles has a reputation beyond reputeIngles has a reputation beyond reputeIngles has a reputation beyond reputeIngles has a reputation beyond reputeIngles has a reputation beyond reputeIngles has a reputation beyond reputeIngles has a reputation beyond reputeIngles has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

What a wonderful story
http://www.theguardian.com/world/201...-duty-promoted
Ingles is offline  
Old Aug 23rd 2018, 11:00 am
  #21276  
Quien no sabe
 
Chatter Static's Avatar
 
Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 3,537
Chatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

Originally Posted by Jerseygirl View Post




In Cheshire?
Nowt as queer as folk.......
Chatter Static is offline  
Old Aug 23rd 2018, 12:40 pm
  #21277  
Stand-up Philosopher
 
caretaker's Avatar
 
Joined: Apr 2009
Location: Regina and Oliver
Posts: 10,345
caretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

Originally Posted by GeniB View Post
My fault I talked about how his cats would kill him... altho... that wasn't my suggestion
Your cats won't kill you, but I've heard they only wait 2 days after you die before they start eating you.... and that's why dogs are man's best friend.
caretaker is offline  
Old Aug 23rd 2018, 12:48 pm
  #21278  
BE Forum Addict
 
007Steve's Avatar
 
Joined: Jun 2015
Location: Algarve, Portugal.
Posts: 3,507
007Steve has a reputation beyond repute007Steve has a reputation beyond repute007Steve has a reputation beyond repute007Steve has a reputation beyond repute007Steve has a reputation beyond repute007Steve has a reputation beyond repute007Steve has a reputation beyond repute007Steve has a reputation beyond repute007Steve has a reputation beyond repute007Steve has a reputation beyond repute007Steve has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

Originally Posted by caretaker View Post
Your cats won't kill you, but I've heard they only wait 2 days after you die before they start eating you.... and that's why dogs are man's best friend.
Well that's logical when you think about it.....
No use a cat owing a human if they're just going to lay there slowing bloating up & smelling the cat's home out....
007Steve is offline  
Old Aug 23rd 2018, 1:38 pm
  #21279  
Gamers Rise Up
 
SultanOfSwing's Avatar
 
Joined: Feb 2009
Location: Fox Lake, IL (from Carrickfergus NI)
Posts: 44,471
SultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

Originally Posted by caretaker View Post
Your cats won't kill you, but I've heard they only wait 2 days after you die before they start eating you.... and that's why dogs are man's best friend.
All pets are the best friend of whoever feeds them. Don't kid yourself that your dog wouldn't eat you either once the food bowl empties. It's what we get when we domesticate obligate carnivores and force them to be dependent on us for all of their needs I suppose. But at the same time, we'd be dead so WGAF?
SultanOfSwing is offline  
Old Aug 23rd 2018, 2:05 pm
  #21280  
BE Forum Addict
 
Joined: Feb 2004
Location: Midlands - MA - CO-CA
Posts: 2,432
joto has a reputation beyond reputejoto has a reputation beyond reputejoto has a reputation beyond reputejoto has a reputation beyond reputejoto has a reputation beyond reputejoto has a reputation beyond reputejoto has a reputation beyond reputejoto has a reputation beyond reputejoto has a reputation beyond reputejoto has a reputation beyond reputejoto has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

One of the dogs snuggled beside me on the bed, and the other down by my feet. Makes a good start to the day, and one of the simple pleasures in life.
joto is offline  
Old Aug 23rd 2018, 9:25 pm
  #21281  
Quien no sabe
 
Chatter Static's Avatar
 
Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 3,537
Chatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing View Post
All pets are the best friend of whoever feeds them. Don't kid yourself that your dog wouldn't eat you either once the food bowl empties. It's what we get when we domesticate obligate carnivores and force them to be dependent on us for all of their needs I suppose. But at the same time, we'd be dead so WGAF?
Starve a human long enough and it will eat you, probably best to start with vegetarians or a vegans at a push. Fruitarians smoke and cure them and tuck them away for a very rainy day.

Vive la zombie apocalypse....
Chatter Static is offline  
Old Aug 23rd 2018, 9:28 pm
  #21282  
Gamers Rise Up
 
SultanOfSwing's Avatar
 
Joined: Feb 2009
Location: Fox Lake, IL (from Carrickfergus NI)
Posts: 44,471
SultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

Originally Posted by Chatter Static View Post
Starve a human long enough and it will eat you, probably best to start with vegetarians or a vegans at a push. Fruitarians smoke and cure them and tuck them away for a very rainy day.

Vive la zombie apocalypse....
Starve anything long enough and it will eat anything. Life, as Dr Malcolm says, finds a way.
SultanOfSwing is offline  
Old Aug 23rd 2018, 9:33 pm
  #21283  
Quien no sabe
 
Chatter Static's Avatar
 
Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 3,537
Chatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond reputeChatter Static has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing View Post
Starve anything long enough and it will eat anything. Life, as Dr Malcolm says, finds a way.
I draw the line at the people two doors down i'd rather stave their wall paper is the wrong colour.
Chatter Static is offline  
Old Aug 24th 2018, 4:08 am
  #21284  
Gamers Rise Up
 
SultanOfSwing's Avatar
 
Joined: Feb 2009
Location: Fox Lake, IL (from Carrickfergus NI)
Posts: 44,471
SultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond reputeSultanOfSwing has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

Originally Posted by Chatter Static View Post
I draw the line at the people two doors down i'd rather stave their wall paper is the wrong colour.
Fair enough.
SultanOfSwing is offline  
Old Aug 24th 2018, 6:02 am
  #21285  
Lost in BE Cyberspace
 
GeniB's Avatar
 
Joined: Nov 2013
Posts: 5,676
GeniB has a reputation beyond reputeGeniB has a reputation beyond reputeGeniB has a reputation beyond reputeGeniB has a reputation beyond reputeGeniB has a reputation beyond reputeGeniB has a reputation beyond reputeGeniB has a reputation beyond reputeGeniB has a reputation beyond reputeGeniB has a reputation beyond reputeGeniB has a reputation beyond reputeGeniB has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

We start with my dog... and we end with 'not eating the people two doors down, because 'their wallpaper is the wrong colour ' Damn humans. I feel sorry for the aliens trying to learn our language and our ways right now.
GeniB is offline  

Contact Us Archive Advertising Cookie Policy Privacy Statement Terms of Service

Copyright © 2018 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.