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What made you smile today? Part III

Old Nov 26th 2013, 9:24 pm
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The hubster was passing through and called home for lunch and made me a cuppa.... how come they're always better when someone else make 'em?
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Old Nov 26th 2013, 9:28 pm
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Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing View Post
Well there are numerous possibilities.

One could do an up the arsehole arrangement like three darts in a bullseye ...
Is that anything like "Three Coins in the Fountain?"
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Old Nov 26th 2013, 9:37 pm
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Originally Posted by Nutek View Post
The gerbil isn't going to think much of it either.
I can't imagine it would.

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Is that anything like "Three Coins in the Fountain?"
Not unless that has anything to do with darts, or bottoms
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Old Nov 26th 2013, 9:45 pm
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Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing View Post
I can't imagine it would.



Not unless that has anything to do with darts, or bottoms
I don't think fountains and bottoms should really go together in one subject.
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Old Nov 26th 2013, 9:46 pm
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I don't think fountains and bottoms should really go together in one subject.
I would tend to agree.
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Old Nov 26th 2013, 9:48 pm
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Bidets are your friends!~
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Old Nov 26th 2013, 10:41 pm
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Until a friend craps in one.
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Old Nov 26th 2013, 11:23 pm
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Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

Originally Posted by Nutek View Post
I don't think fountains and bottoms should really go together in one subject.
Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing View Post
I would tend to agree.
Sorry, but there's an ad on itv that is a fountain specifically designed for bottoms. It's built into a toilet and, er, squirts you when you flush.
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Old Nov 27th 2013, 12:51 am
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Sorry, but there's an ad on itv that is a fountain specifically designed for bottoms. It's built into a toilet and, er, squirts you when you flush.
Wouldn't that defeat the point of flushing? Surely by the time the flush finished, the colonic would be finishing and the flushing would need to occur again?
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I think we now know who is missing a brain.
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Old Nov 27th 2013, 2:12 pm
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=08RFTI9QR20

I think we now know who is missing a brain.
Is that the next Mrs Dakota44?
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Old Nov 27th 2013, 3:41 pm
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Is that the next Mrs Dakota44?
God no. The stupidity would kill me. Not to mention the religiosity.
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Old Nov 27th 2013, 3:44 pm
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=08RFTI9QR20

I think we now know who is missing a brain.
No intelligence found in Barbie check with Ken Doll
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This

http://www.dogheirs.com/misst/posts/...ch-other-video

I love border collies
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Default Re: What made you smile today? Part III

Originally Posted by dakota44 View Post


http://youtube.com/watch?v=08RFTI9QR20

I think we now know who is missing a brain.
Please tell me that was a blow up doll being operated by a ventriloquist.
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