ImHere

Disgusting pervert. Ban him.

gruffbrown

Oh no I mentioned the G word to a woman....

Geordie George

That's too funny!!!!

I know that my photo in the gallery is a bit on the dark side, but ... Sheehsh!

gruffbrown

LOL well thanks for that pointer Nichola, now I look at it, yes you are a woman.....

FireStarter

I made a new BE id... <smile>

emmals

Listening to my daughter singing along to Gordon the garden gnome on the tv

krizzy

Getting my internet up and working right again ......

G'Day

Ok, I did a "Mrs. Bean" last night -that's what my husband calls these little episodes of mine.

I met the town council & mayor last night & when the mayor said hello to me he asked me, or so I thought, how it was going in my country of birth, and I answered, correctly I thought: "Up to maggots!" He had a stunned look on his face & asked; "Maggots? Where in the world is that?" and so it dawned on me (as my husband fell over himself laughing behind me) that the man has asked me which town I was from!

Need to have the old ears checked methinks.

And because it's no use crying over making an ass of yourself, the look on this guy's face has kept me smilling all day. Not that I was telling anyone WHY I was smilling.

Professional Princess

One of our doctors asked me what a camel toe was, telling him to do a search on Google, I left him to it.

Checking on him 5 mins later, he had pictures on his pc of girls with porky vaginas, split in two by their trousers, really fine examples of camel toes.

Totally engrossed by the camel vag fest, this doctor didnt see a very senior doctor walk into the office, stare at the parade of womens quims sliced in half on the screen.

Glancing up, the doctor flushed red and quickly tried to shrink the window whilst the senior doctor looked on in disbelief/disgust.

Instead of shrinking the window, he enlarged on one of the pics so the whole bloody screen was one shiny camel foot. Eughhhh.

Stammering he said to me 'I still dont know what one is' and turned his PC off quickly, shuffled out of the office leaving Senior Doc aghast.

Now me, well I pretended to know nothing and giggled quietly to myself because I have become quite an expert at shrinking windows when it counts.

For those that havent seen a camel hoof, as I said, do a Google.

Professional Princess

And Im still giggling.

Wicked Jester

Lovely pussy btw

Brit'n'TX

seeing "kind hearts and coronets" is on TCM this evening classic!

jcapulet

PMSL!!! Thanks for the giggle... Oh the poor doc...

snowbunny

elaborate? is this a must-see?

peacelover

The pregnancy cravings thread.