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Old Jan 23rd 2006, 8:34 pm
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Because I'm bored. And nosey.

We all know that Lionheart is an International Playboy, Rushman is a professional sperm donor, Angry White Pyjamas is a Clarise Starling-type serial killer hunter, Leslie measures the size of Dingo testicles, Syllk does the same job as Homer Simpson, in the opening credits, that was actually based on Syllk, Celtic Angel sells genuine Welsh used knickers online, Princess is a lap dancer, Gruff imports Thai brides and I inject jelly into meat pies.

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Old Jan 23rd 2006, 8:49 pm
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And as a secondary part-time job, I inject steaming wads of man fat into quivering mounds of love pudding.
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Old Jan 23rd 2006, 8:51 pm
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I inject turkeys with semen

(seriously, that is what I do)
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Old Jan 23rd 2006, 8:53 pm
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Default Re: What do you do for a living?

Originally Posted by Sarah
Because I'm bored. And nosey.

We all know that Lionheart is an International Playboy, Rushman is a professional sperm donor, Angry White Pyjamas is a Clarise Starling-type serial killer hunter, Leslie measures the size of Dingo testicles, Syllk does the same job as Homer Simpson, in the opening credits, that was actually based on Syllk, Celtic Angel sells genuine Welsh used knickers online, Princess is a lap dancer, Gruff imports Thai brides and I inject jelly into meat pies.

What do you do?
hiya i'm a sex therapist for males... part time naturally, too knackered to do it full time
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Old Jan 23rd 2006, 8:54 pm
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I also choke chickens in my spare time!
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Old Jan 23rd 2006, 8:55 pm
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Default Re: What do you do for a living?

Originally Posted by Sarah
What do you do?
I'm still waiting to work that one out after 6 months.
As soon as I find out I'll post it on here if that's alright with everyone.
Thanks for your patience in the matter.
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Old Jan 23rd 2006, 8:56 pm
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I'm a signwriter for NASA, the jobs are few and far between, but the money is good. You need a head for heights and be able to spell "Columbia" with a 'u'
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Old Jan 23rd 2006, 9:03 pm
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So, anyone need someone hunting down? I've got the day off tomorrow and could do with something to do for a couple of hours.
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I used to be a cereal killer...I think it stemmed from my natural hatred for Kellogg's Frosties.
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Originally Posted by syllk
I used to be a cereal killer...I think it stemmed from my natural hatred for Kellogg's Frosties.

lol that's a cracker hadn't heard that joke for yrs but it's still funny
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Default Re: What do you do for a living?

Originally Posted by Sarah
Because I'm bored. And nosey.

We all know that Lionheart is an International Playboy, Rushman is a professional sperm donor, Angry White Pyjamas is a Clarise Starling-type serial killer hunter, Leslie measures the size of Dingo testicles, Syllk does the same job as Homer Simpson, in the opening credits, that was actually based on Syllk, Celtic Angel sells genuine Welsh used knickers online, Princess is a lap dancer, Gruff imports Thai brides and I inject jelly into meat pies.

What do you do?

I am a hitman for various goverment agencies throughout the world, a bit like Brad Pitt in Mr & Mrs Smith except i am a lot better looking & taller than Brad Pitt.

Lerop "The Assassin" Pekill.
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Originally Posted by syllk
And as a secondary part-time job, I inject steaming wads of man fat into quivering mounds of love pudding.
(giggling quietly at my desk)
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Old Jan 23rd 2006, 9:16 pm
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Je suis une maitresse professionelle...
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Default Re: What do you do for a living?

Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
So, anyone need someone hunting down? I've got the day off tomorrow and could do with something to do for a couple of hours.
Are you Dogs lesser known brother 'Cat' the bounty hunter?
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Originally Posted by Elvira
Je suis une maitresse professionelle...
You test mattresses?
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