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Weirdstone Dec 1st 2007 1:11 pm

Re: Todays Saints
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown (Post 5621292)
St Ulric, Patron Saint against Moles and for happy deaths, nice work if you can get it.

' Oh what a jolly way to die today" sung to the tune of 'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts'

Shakmaty Dec 1st 2007 1:13 pm

Re: Todays Saints
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown (Post 5621292)
St Ulric, Patron Saint against Moles and for happy deaths, nice work if you can get it.


St Ray, Patron Saint against squirrals and for false deaths

gruffbrown Dec 1st 2007 1:15 pm

Re: Todays Saints
 

Originally Posted by Weirdstone (Post 5621300)
' Oh what a jolly way to die today" sung to the tune of 'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts'

"Three of you just laying in a row.
A Red one, a blue one, one with Gonnorhea."

Shakmaty Dec 1st 2007 1:18 pm

Re: Todays Saints
 
St Dymphna, patron saint of nurses of the mentally ill....May 15th

http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=222

Weirdstone Dec 1st 2007 1:23 pm

Re: Todays Saints
 

Originally Posted by Shakmaty (Post 5621322)
St Dymphna, patron saint of nurses of the mentally ill....May 15th

http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=222

She's looks after me...and saves me from cut snake syndrome :)

Shakmaty Dec 1st 2007 1:24 pm

Re: Todays Saints
 

Originally Posted by Weirdstone (Post 5621332)
She's mine :)

you can have her....dymphna sounds like some nasty illness

Weirdstone Dec 1st 2007 1:28 pm

Re: Todays Saints
 

Originally Posted by Shakmaty (Post 5621335)
you can have her....dymphna sounds like some nasty illness

I edited :p

treskillard Dec 1st 2007 1:36 pm

Re: Todays Saints
 
Did you know that St. Evasius was the only Saint to have escaped Martyrdom?

Weirdstone Dec 1st 2007 1:39 pm

Re: Todays Saints
 

Originally Posted by treskillard (Post 5621352)
Did you know that St. Evasius was the only Saint to have escaped Martyrdom?

Oh God :rolleyes:

Shakmaty Dec 1st 2007 1:40 pm

Re: Todays Saints
 
St Teresa of Avila is the patron saint of chess.....coincidentally she is also the patron saint of headache sufferers:lol:

treskillard Dec 1st 2007 1:43 pm

Re: Todays Saints
 
Did you know that St. Grwst is the Martyr of Welsh Cooking who survived on nothing but bread for his whole life?

Weirdstone Dec 1st 2007 1:44 pm

Re: Todays Saints
 

Originally Posted by treskillard (Post 5621363)
Did you know that St. Grwst is the Martyr of Welsh Cooking who survived on nothing but bread for his whole life?

Lava Bread ? :ohmy:

Shakmaty Dec 1st 2007 1:44 pm

Re: Todays Saints
 

Originally Posted by treskillard (Post 5621363)
Did you know that St. Grwst is the Martyr of Welsh Cooking who survived on nothing but bread for his whole life?

And St Grgts is the Patron Saint of palindromes:)

treskillard Dec 1st 2007 1:48 pm

Re: Todays Saints
 

Originally Posted by Weirdstone (Post 5621366)
Lava Bread ? :ohmy:

The expression is "eat your Grwsts, they'll make your hair curl" as he had very curly hair.

Weirdstone Dec 1st 2007 1:51 pm

Re: Todays Saints
 

Originally Posted by treskillard (Post 5621371)
The expression is "eat your Grwsts, they'll make your hair curl" as he had very curly hair.

Oh, crusts!

I eat the long bits of crusts, and have wavy hair.


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