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Old Aug 21st 2008, 12:06 am
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Good afternoon everyone!

FK - where you been?
Hello blondie gal

FK's been t'Canada

taking a break.

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Old Aug 21st 2008, 5:05 am
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An elderly man in Florida had owned a large
farm for several years He
had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice
-- picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, and some orange and grapefruit
trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up
for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go
down to the pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while, and look it over. He
grabbed a five gallon bucket to
bring back some fruit. As he neared the
pond, he heard voices shouting
and laughing with glee. As he came closer he
saw it was a bunch of young
women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and
they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not
coming out until you
leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down
here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to
feed the alligator.'


Old men can still think fast!
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Old Aug 21st 2008, 5:28 pm
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An elderly man in Florida had owned a large
farm for several years He
had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice
-- picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, and some orange and grapefruit
trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up
for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go
down to the pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while, and look it over. He
grabbed a five gallon bucket to
bring back some fruit. As he neared the
pond, he heard voices shouting
and laughing with glee. As he came closer he
saw it was a bunch of young
women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and
they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not
coming out until you
leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down
here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to
feed the alligator.'


Old men can still think fast!
Nice to see you there amongst the top 15 posters on this thread, Ray

http://britishexpats.com/forum/misc....osted&t=408451
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Old Aug 21st 2008, 10:43 pm
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Nice to see you there amongst the top 15 posters on this thread, Ray

http://britishexpats.com/forum/misc....osted&t=408451
So where the hell is the 3 word story ???
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Old Aug 21st 2008, 11:21 pm
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So where the hell is the 3 word story ???
Dunno... Anyone's guess

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Old Aug 22nd 2008, 1:28 am
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Dunno... Anyone's guess

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forever forever forever
It looks like

you got your

av sorted. Yay!
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Old Aug 22nd 2008, 11:17 pm
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It looks like

you got your

av sorted. Yay!
thanks to you!
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thanks to you!
How's it going

with you Willmore?
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Old Aug 23rd 2008, 12:26 am
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How's it going

with you Willmore?
very well hon - thanks for asking

getting ready to head for ontario next wednesday for a friends wedding.

how's you?
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A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the
dealership. He took off down the road at 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing
through what little hair he had left.

As he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more, he looked in the rear
view mirror and saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and
siren blaring. He floored it to 100 m ph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he
thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this', and pulled over to await
the Trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his
watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 15 minutes and I'm off tomorrow. If
you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let
you go.'

The old gentleman said, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State
Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.'

'Have a good day, Sir', replied the Trooper
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One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair,
he has his first meeting with the devil...

Satan: 'Why so glum?'

Guy: 'What do you think? I'm in hell!'

Satan: 'Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?'

Guy: 'Sure, I love to drink.'

Satan: 'Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca. We drink 'til we throw up, and then we drink some more!
And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway.'

Guy: 'Gee that sounds great!'

Satan: 'You a smoker?'

Guy: 'You better believe it'

Satan: 'All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays We get the finest cigars from all over the world,
and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?'

Guy: 'Wow...that's awesome!'

Satan: 'I bet you like to gamble.'

Guy: 'Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do.'

Satan: 'Good, 'cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, it doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow.'

Guy: 'Cool!'

Satan: 'What about drugs?'

Guy: 'Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...?'

Satan: 'That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack.
Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want. You're dead so who cares.'

Guy: 'Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!'

Satan: 'You gay?'

Guy: 'No...'

Satan: 'Oooo, Fridays are gonna be tough ...
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One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair,
he has his first meeting with the devil...

Satan: 'Why so glum?'

Guy: 'What do you think? I'm in hell!'

Satan: 'Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?'

Guy: 'Sure, I love to drink.'

Satan: 'Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca. We drink 'til we throw up, and then we drink some more!
And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway.'

Guy: 'Gee that sounds great!'

Satan: 'You a smoker?'

Guy: 'You better believe it'

Satan: 'All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays We get the finest cigars from all over the world,
and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?'

Guy: 'Wow...that's awesome!'

Satan: 'I bet you like to gamble.'

Guy: 'Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do.'

Satan: 'Good, 'cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, it doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow.'

Guy: 'Cool!'

Satan: 'What about drugs?'

Guy: 'Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...?'

Satan: 'That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack.
Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want. You're dead so who cares.'

Guy: 'Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!'

Satan: 'You gay?'

Guy: 'No...'

Satan: 'Oooo, Fridays are gonna be tough ...
Good afternoon ray!
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Old Aug 24th 2008, 9:50 pm
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Good afternoon ray!
Little miss muffet ...

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