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Things you have learned the hard way.

Old Sep 3rd 2009, 11:23 am
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Default Things you have learned the hard way.

The first thing I learned the hard way was, don't throw sand at sheep dogs.
The second thing I learned is that when you are eight, sheep dogs can be evil twats that ravage your head and remove part of your ear.



Also, don't drink White Spirit. Not good.
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Letting off stink bombs on the coach gets you banned from the school Wimbledon trip.
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Default Re: Things you have learned the hard way.

That not everybody is as open about grabbing their genitals as me.

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Default Re: Things you have learned the hard way.

Originally Posted by Call me AL View Post
The first thing I learned the hard way was, don't throw sand at sheep dogs.
The second thing I learned is that when you are eight, sheep dogs can be evil twats that ravage your head and remove part of your ear.



Also, don't drink White Spirit. Not good.
If white spirit is the same as metho then I know what you mean.

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Default Re: Things you have learned the hard way.

Some people don't think Rainbow trout are as attractive as I do.
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Old Sep 3rd 2009, 11:42 am
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Never let your mates see your cock, it only leads to jealousy.
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Default Re: Things you have learned the hard way.

Originally Posted by Call me AL View Post
Never let your mates see your cock, it only leads to jealousy.
Show me and I'll confirm...
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Originally Posted by welshviking View Post
Show me and I'll confirm...

You'd be ruined for other men.
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Originally Posted by Call me AL View Post
You'd be ruined for other men.
I'll decide that, lob it out
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Originally Posted by another bloody yank View Post
Some people don't think Rainbow trout are as attractive as I do.
Define 'Attractive'?
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Old Sep 3rd 2009, 11:55 am
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Originally Posted by welshviking View Post
I'll decide that, lob it out

Listen you, this is the, 'Things you have learned the hard way' thread.

It is NOT the 'Let's all look at Al's cock' thread*






* That'll be in tio tomorrow.
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Default Re: Things you have learned the hard way.

No matter how pissed you get, never drink out of your own shoe.
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Originally Posted by Macca67 View Post
No matter how pissed you get, never drink out of your own shoe.
Never eat a Doner Kebab sober.
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Default Re: Things you have learned the hard way.

Originally Posted by welshviking View Post
I'll decide that, lob it out
What she said ^
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Don't use your foot as a brake while riding a bike wearing roller skates.
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