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Old Jan 24th 2011, 7:33 pm
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The rude place name thread, coupled with my sister thinking any mechanic shop with the word 'lube' in the name being the funniest thing in the world got me thinking - maybe we should have one going for those places of business around us with naughty names.

On one stretch of road down our way we have 3 such places - a bar called 'Liquor Hole' (complete with a Rolling Stones style tongue logo ); a horse riding place called 'Rip-O-Wind' farm and then a private business called 'Holeshot', who are apparently an embrodiery company . . .

The Bald Knob Marina also deserves special mention.

So what've you got round your way that is good for a bit of old fashioned schoolboy sniggering and general immaturity?
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The rude place name thread, coupled with my sister thinking any mechanic shop with the word 'lube' in the name being the funniest thing in the world got me thinking - maybe we should have one going for those places of business around us with naughty names.

On one stretch of road down our way we have 3 such places - a bar called 'Liquor Hole' (complete with a Rolling Stones style tongue logo ); a horse riding place called 'Rip-O-Wind' farm and then a private business called 'Holeshot', who are apparently an embrodiery company . . .

The Bald Knob Marina also deserves special mention.

So what've you got round your way that is good for a bit of old fashioned schoolboy sniggering and general immaturity?
Years ago at a place I worked we used to have a vendor called 'Big O', always made me chuckle.
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Years ago at a place I worked we used to have a vendor called 'Big O', always made me chuckle.


I forgot one - we have an architect we work with on occasions called 'Manhard'. That is a bloke's last name as well . . .
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The kids have to take a high school exit exam called CAHSEE.
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In La Jolla, CA there used to be a place called Dick's Liquors. Not sure if it's still there now.
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Originally Posted by Ridski View Post
In La Jolla, CA there used to be a place called Dick's Liquors. Not sure if it's still there now.
so many possibilities with the word liquor.

This, and the seemingly endless list of places that use the word Knob in the name led me to do a quick search, and there is a place in Oklahoma called the Knob Liquor Store
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There's a Butt's Liquors somewhere around here...
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There's a car sales place around here called Spankey's. Makes me smile anyway.
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There's a car sales place around here called Spankey's. Makes me smile anyway.
Is that anywhere near the Spunk Fund Inc on 3rd Ave in NY Or Spunk Lake Plumbing in MN

Just seems to get everywhere in the US, Spunk does

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&so...,0.131664&z=14

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There's a rubbish collection company called Orifice, that always makes me laugh when I see their pink bins
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BJ Services. Makes me giggle everytime I drive past the sign or have to do a quote for them
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There's a rubbish collection company called Orifice, that always makes me laugh when I see their pink bins
One wonders if that was deliberate!
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The staff at a chicken place near us have to wear T-shirts which say "Chicks - the best breast in the West".
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Theres a furniture business near us called Arse
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Theres a furniture business near us called Arse
I love that - direct and to the point.

I remember being in the car with my sister on the way into work once, and for about three quarters of the journey we were right behind a van advertising Smeg cookers. That was a funny trip

I always thought Stanley Steemer sounded a bit dodgy too. Good thing they weren't based in Cleveland
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