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Old Oct 6th 2005, 7:29 pm
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Originally Posted by Toontje
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Happy What's today????
I have no bloody idea what day it is, they all seem identical to me. So how was the trip to Kraut-land, Toon
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Old Oct 6th 2005, 7:36 pm
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Originally Posted by NJ_Dave
I have no bloody idea what day it is, they all seem identical to me. So how was the trip to Kraut-land, Toon
Very well, thank you.

In and out of the Embassy within half an hour. They had two issues. First: how can a truck driver score that good on a language test? I explained that I have had english classes for 9 years, I've been reading books in english for the past 20 years, I write with people from the UK, Canada and the US (sorry to all Aussies for not including you) and that I have phone calls with some.

Second issue was that they wanted to verify if I really worked three years as a supervisor and not as a driver. I answered their questions about my duties and responsibilities without hesitation and apparently I "passed the test".

I spent two days walking through Berlin. My feet were killing me so I was glad I could put them to rest yesterday evening.

Oh, btw. It wasn't Kraut-land for me, more like Currywurst-land......
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Old Oct 6th 2005, 7:38 pm
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Default Re: The "New & Improved" Docile Trollop

Originally Posted by Toontje
Very well, thank you.

In and out of the Embassy within half an hour. They had two issues. First: how can a truck driver score that good on a language test? I explained that I have had english classes for 9 years, I've been reading books in english for the past 20 years, I write with people from the UK, Canada and the US (sorry to all Aussies for not including you) and that I have phone calls with some.

Second issue was that they wanted to verify if I really worked three years as a supervisor and not as a driver. I answered their questions about my duties and responsibilities without hesitation and apparently I "passed the test".

I spent two days walking through Berlin. My feet were killing me so I was glad I could put them to rest yesterday evening.

Oh, btw. It wasn't Kraut-land for me, more like Currywurst-land......
Guten Abend Herr Toon, mein Freund, wie gehts, heute?

Alright Dave?

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Old Oct 6th 2005, 7:39 pm
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YOU GOT APPROVED!!!!

Do you know how hard it was to keep that secret?!!?

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Old Oct 6th 2005, 7:40 pm
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Default Re: The "New & Improved" Docile Trollop

Originally Posted by Wicked Jester
Guten Abend Herr Toon, mein Freund, wie gehts, heute?

Alright Dave?

Not bad, and yourself?

And why are you speaking German? We won the war, remember
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Old Oct 6th 2005, 7:42 pm
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Originally Posted by NJ_Dave
Not bad, and yourself?

And why are you speaking German? We won the war, remember
I'm cool thanks.

I love languages, I could speak Zulu, but no one would understand me.
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Old Oct 6th 2005, 7:47 pm
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Originally Posted by Wicked Jester
I'm cool thanks.

I love languages, I could speak Zulu, but no one would understand me.
That's my goal...to learn at least 4 or 5 languages (spoken, at least) before I die. I'm currenlty marginally proficient at English and took a bit of French in high school.

Can you write in Zulu? You might have a career in being an interpreter.
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Originally Posted by Wicked Jester
Guten Abend Herr Toon, mein Freund, wie gehts, heute?
Es geht mir sehr gut, danke.

In die letzte zwei Tagen habe ich verschiedene Höhepunkten von Berlin gesehen: die Reichstag, Der Brandenburger Tor, Checkpoint Charlie, Alexanderplatz mit dem Fernsehfunkturm und so weiter. Aber ich habe bespürt dass ich nicht mehr gewön bin ans laufen. Meine Füssen schmertzte mich gestern, aber heute geht es besser. Vielleicht muss ich versuchen in der Zukunft mehr spazieren zu gehen.....

Und wie geht es Ihnen?
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Old Oct 6th 2005, 7:50 pm
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Originally Posted by snowbunny
YOU GOT APPROVED!!!!

Do you know how hard it was to keep that secret?!!?

Thanks for allowing me to let the world know that I passed.
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Old Oct 6th 2005, 7:52 pm
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Originally Posted by eclectic-x
That's my goal...to learn at least 4 or 5 languages (spoken, at least) before I die. I'm currenlty marginally proficient at English and took a bit of French in high school.

Can you write in Zulu? You might have a career in being an interpreter.

Marginally proficient in English? LMAO Me too!

Yebo mfwetu, manje bonkabantu ang khuluma isiZulu lapa Europe, manje zonke amaZulu khuluma IEnglish namhlange.
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Old Oct 6th 2005, 7:53 pm
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Originally Posted by Toontje
Thanks for allowing me to let the world know that I passed gas.
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Originally Posted by Toontje
Thanks for allowing me to let the world know that I passed.
So do you still have much left to do with Canadian immigration, or are you ready to ride the USCIS rollercoaster
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Old Oct 6th 2005, 7:55 pm
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Originally Posted by Toontje
Es geht mir sehr gut, danke.

In die letzte zwei Tagen habe ich verschiedene Höhepunkten von Berlin gesehen: die Reichstag, Der Brandenburger Tor, Checkpoint Charlie, Alexanderplatz mit dem Fernsehfunkturm und so weiter. Aber ich habe bespürt dass ich nicht mehr gewön bin ans laufen. Meine Füssen schmertzte mich gestern, aber heute geht es besser. Vielleicht muss ich versuchen in der Zukunft mehr spazieren zu gehen.....

Und wie geht es Ihnen?

Sehr gut auch danke, has du mit flugtzeug gefahren?
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Default Re: The "New & Improved" Docile Trollop

Originally Posted by Toontje
Very well, thank you.

In and out of the Embassy within half an hour. They had two issues. First: how can a truck driver score that good on a language test? I explained that I have had english classes for 9 years, I've been reading books in english for the past 20 years, I write with people from the UK, Canada and the US (sorry to all Aussies for not including you) and that I have phone calls with some.

Second issue was that they wanted to verify if I really worked three years as a supervisor and not as a driver. I answered their questions about my duties and responsibilities without hesitation and apparently I "passed the test".
Fan-*****ing-tastic Toon!
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Old Oct 6th 2005, 8:00 pm
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