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Old Jun 17th 2005, 4:16 pm
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> > > There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
> > >
> > > Every time they made love the husband always insisted on turning
off
>
> > > the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
> > > She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
> > > So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
> > > romantic session, she turned on the lights.
> > > She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a
> > > battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!
> > > Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
> > >
> > > She went completely ballistic.
> > >
> > > You impotent b*st*rd," She screamed at him, "how could you be
lying
> > > to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
> > >
> > > The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
> > >
> > > I'll explain the toy ........ if you explain the kids."
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Old Jun 17th 2005, 4:23 pm
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the warm-up was mildly amusing ... could we have the joke now, please?
 
Old Jun 17th 2005, 4:24 pm
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Originally Posted by Brit'n'TX
the warm-up was mildly amusing ... could we have the joke now, please?
LOL!
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Old Jun 17th 2005, 4:53 pm
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> > > It's
> > > all
> > > in
> > > the
> > > delivery
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Old Jun 17th 2005, 4:57 pm
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> > > It's
> > > all
> > > in
> > > the
> > > delivery
thank you! I knew I'd heard that joke before - in the delivery room, the day I was born ...
 
Old Jun 17th 2005, 5:03 pm
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3/10

Piss poor Ben!
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Old Jun 17th 2005, 6:02 pm
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Originally Posted by Biddy
3/10

Piss poor Ben!
There is an old saying "Judge and thee shall not be judged"

I ain't going to stoop to that level

I found it amusing...
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Old Jun 17th 2005, 10:17 pm
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Originally Posted by Ben wanting brisbane life

> > > There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
> > >> > > Every time they made love the husband always insisted on turning
off
FFS...clean off all the >>>>>>>> before you post....
http://www.papercut.biz/emailStripper.htm
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Old Jun 17th 2005, 10:22 pm
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FFS...clean off all the >>>>>>>> before you post....
http://www.papercut.biz/emailStripper.htm
Hi, Ray.
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