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el collado kid Oct 2nd 2020 4:53 pm

concierge
 
concierge; I have always wanted to be one.Is that fancy french for doorman or bouncer,Any advice or tips on how i can go about achieving my ambition will be gratefully received and welcome .Many thanks in advance,i am waiting in anticipation.:whistle:

spouse of scouse Oct 2nd 2020 4:58 pm

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Originally Posted by el collado kid (Post 12917485)
concierge; I have always wanted to be one.Is that fancy french for doorman or bouncer,Any advice or tips on how i can go about achieving my ambition will be gratefully received and welcome .Many thanks in advance,i am waiting in anticipation.:whistle:

If I told you I'd have to kill you.

christmasoompa Oct 2nd 2020 7:52 pm

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Originally Posted by spouse of scouse (Post 12917487)
If I told you I'd have to kill you.

And if we told him, he'd know how to do the secret handshake, and he'd want the huge salary and benefits that go with the role.

BristolUK Oct 2nd 2020 8:02 pm

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Originally Posted by el collado kid (Post 12917485)
concierge; I have always wanted to be one.Is that fancy french for doorman or bouncer,Any advice or tips on how i can go about achieving my ambition will be gratefully received and welcome .Many thanks in advance,i am waiting in anticipation.:whistle:


Originally Posted by spouse of scouse (Post 12917487)
If I told you I'd have to kill you.

I thought that was only if he stood in front of a mirror and said Concierge five times.


https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/british...567aad8cf2.png

spouse of scouse Oct 3rd 2020 1:10 am

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Originally Posted by christmasoompa (Post 12917596)
And if we told him, he'd know how to do the secret handshake, and he'd want the huge salary and benefits that go with the role.


Originally Posted by BristolUK (Post 12917599)
I thought that was only if he stood in front of a mirror and said Concierge five times.


https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/british...567aad8cf2.png

Oh you are a card(s) :lol:

el collado kid Oct 3rd 2020 8:52 am

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Does this mean another dream has bitten the dust before it has even got going oh well ,I Have been up polishing me knockers all night.

Expatrick Oct 3rd 2020 11:49 am

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We have a cracker here, Erika. Couple of weeks ago the entry phone went, a woman from the Govt's statistical office wanting to me to do a survey on internet use. Opened the outer gate for her, waited for the second ping for the block entrance door - which never came. Went down in the elevator and found Erika and said woman having a full blown row, with Erika threatening to call the police! Never really found out the details but I think Erika was annoyed that the woman had managed to get into the house!

el collado kid Oct 4th 2020 9:56 am

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Originally Posted by spouse of scouse (Post 12917487)
If I told you I'd have to kill you.

Hi my old aussie sheila mate.Umm how would you kill me if you did tell me
show me great white shark maybe
Throw me in a croc infested billysbong
Or the old boomerang trick
or even take me walkabout and then run off.

Rete Oct 4th 2020 2:22 pm

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Originally Posted by el collado kid (Post 12917879)
Does this mean another dream has bitten the dust before it has even got going oh well ,I Have been up polishing me knockers all night.


Get on the right side of the powers that be and you never know. You might one day be a concierge and take first place in trivia.

caretaker Oct 4th 2020 4:28 pm

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Originally Posted by Expatrick (Post 12917921)
We have a cracker here, Erika. Couple of weeks ago the entry phone went, a woman from the Govt's statistical office wanting to me to do a survey on internet use. Opened the outer gate for her, waited for the second ping for the block entrance door - which never came. Went down in the elevator and found Erika and said woman having a full blown row, with Erika threatening to call the police! Never really found out the details but I think Erika was annoyed that the woman had managed to get into the house!

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/british...aaf8ae06f.jpeg

el collado kid Oct 5th 2020 8:53 am

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Originally Posted by caretaker (Post 12918400)

I am not sure but i think three of them old ladys are on B.E. top left got mousey hair :hehe:i wonder if they will own up:scarper:, oh yeah my old mountie ha ha ha very good .

el collado kid Oct 6th 2020 9:38 am

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Originally Posted by Rete (Post 12918358)
Get on the right side of the powers that be and you never know. You might one day be a concierge and take first place in trivia.

Oh me old flower you are so nice:wub:

el collado kid Oct 6th 2020 9:40 am

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If this is a virtual door where is the buzzer or even the intercom:goodpost:


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