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Old Oct 18th 2009, 9:49 pm
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TIC TAC TO
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Old Oct 18th 2009, 10:28 pm
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Ray,I cannot believe you ever get bored............
How are you ,you lovely man......
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Old Oct 18th 2009, 10:33 pm
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Ray,I cannot believe you ever get bored............
How are you ,you lovely man......
Today I am .... Im drifting into oblivion ..slowly
and you ..??
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Old Oct 18th 2009, 10:41 pm
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Loved it Ray. Thanks.
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Old Oct 18th 2009, 10:50 pm
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I am seeking legal counsel for a civil action against you; upon seeing the nice toc tac toe game, I sat 5 y/o IP Jr. in front of it to play a game. He has been scarred for life I am afraid. Please prepare all the Wedgewood for shipment to Indiana If I could just figure out how to get the pool....
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Old Oct 18th 2009, 11:00 pm
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Today I am .... Im drifting into oblivion ..slowly
and you ..??

Drift away,,,Im floating to........
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Old Oct 19th 2009, 12:54 am
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Well that was just mean...
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Ray you should follow in my footsteps and invest in one of these



And one of these




And play some games Online with Young Steve
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Old Oct 19th 2009, 4:05 am
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A friend of mine sent me this story. he swears it is true. Should I believe him? Somehow it does not seem kosher!!!

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......

'Hey Jose, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon.'

'Is, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee…'

So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... Every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.

'Jose, Jose, we is saved. 'Eees a bacon tree.'

'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget.'

'Jose when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon.... Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree'.

And with that... Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Jose following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Jose with his dying breath.

'Jose... Go back man, you was right ees not a bacon tree.'

'Luis Luis MI amigo.... What ees it?

'Jose... Ees not a bacon tree...

Ees…

Ees…

Ees…

Ees…

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Eees a ham bush!!
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Old Oct 19th 2009, 10:23 am
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That was a good joke 20 years ago...
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Old Oct 19th 2009, 11:44 am
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OMG - I just jumped out my chair
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