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Old Oct 15th 2004, 4:14 pm
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Glenn McGrath v Eddo Brandes

McGrath was bowling to the Zimbabwe number 11 - who was unable to get his bat anywhere near the ball.

McGrath, frustrated that Brandes was still at the crease, wandered up during one particular over and inquired: "Why are you so fat?"

Quick as a flash, Brandes replied: "Because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit."

Even the Aussie slip fielders were in hysterics.
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Old Oct 16th 2004, 3:47 pm
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Originally Posted by Deadmeat
Glenn McGrath v Eddo Brandes

McGrath was bowling to the Zimbabwe number 11 - who was unable to get his bat anywhere near the ball.

McGrath, frustrated that Brandes was still at the crease, wandered up during one particular over and inquired: "Why are you so fat?"

Quick as a flash, Brandes replied: "Because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit."

Even the Aussie slip fielders were in hysterics.
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Old Oct 17th 2004, 1:12 am
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mcgrath is one of the worst offenders when it comes to sledging, shame is he cant take it back himself usually. easiest way to get him rattled.
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I like the story of Viv Richards at Somerset, when repeatedly beaten by fast bouncers from an enthusiastic bowler, the bowler walked up to Richards and said, “ Mate if you can’t spot the ball, I’ll tell you what its like. It is red, round and weighs five and a half ounce.“ As luck had it Richards blasted the next ball out of the park, past the adjoining garden right into a river. He retorted, “ Mate you know what the ball is like. Now go and find it. “
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(edit) just realised number 7 is yours Tone

Rod Marsh & Ian Botham:
>1. When Botham took guard in an Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the
>wicket with the immortal words: "So how's your wife & my kids?"
>
>2. Daryll Cullinan & Shane Warne:
>As Cullinan was on his way to the wicket, Warne told him he had been
>waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate him. "Looks like you
>spent it eating," Cullinan retorted.
>
>3. Glenn McGrath & Eddo Brandes:
>
>4. Robin Smith & Merv Hughes:
>During 1989 Lords Test Hughes said to Smith after he played &
>missed: "You can't f**king bat".
>Smith to Hughes after he smacked him to the boundary:
>"Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. I can't f**king bat & you can't f**king
>bowl."
>
>5. Merv Hughes & Javed Miandad:
>During 1991 Adelaide Test, Javed called Merv a fat bus conductor. A
>few balls latter Merv dismissed Javed: "Tickets please", Merv called
>out as he ran past the departing batsman.
>
>6. Merv Hughes & Viv Richards:
>During a test match in the West Indies, Hughes didn't say a word to
>Viv, but continued to stare at him after deliveries. "This is my
>island, my culture. Don't you be staring at me. In my culture we just
>bowl." Merv didn't reply, but after he dismissed him he announced to
>the
>batsman: "In my culture we just say f**k *ff."
>
>7. Ricky Ponting & Shaun Pollock:
>After going past the outside edge with a couple of deliveries, Pollock
>told Ponting: "It's red, round & weighs about 5 ounces." Unfortunately
>for Pollock, the next ball was hammered out of the ground..
>
>Ponting to Pollock: "you know what it looks like, now go find it."
>
>8. And of course you can't forget Ian Healy's legendary
>comment which was picked up by the Channel 9 microphones when Arjuna
>Ranatunga called for a runner on a particularly hot night during a one
>dayer in Sydney... "You don't get a runner for being an overweight,
>unfit, fat ******!!!"
>
>9. Can't remember the player or the exact details but went something
>like Mark Waugh standing at second slip, the new player to the crease
>playing & missing the first ball. Mark - "Ohh, I remember you from a
>couple years ago in Australia. You were sh*t then, you're f**king
>useless now". Kiwi - (Turning
>around)
>"Yeah, that's me & when I was there you
>were going out with that old, ugly sl*t & now I hear you've married
>her. You dumb ******".
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