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Old Apr 28th 2011, 1:32 pm
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well, can i tell you a few jokes first as i want it to be a surprise ........?something to look forward to an all......
Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.

Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."

Vet: "Is it a tom?"

Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."
.................boom boom.....more more .....oh go on then...
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Old Apr 28th 2011, 1:33 pm
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Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.

Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."

Vet: "Is it a tom?"

Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."
.................boom boom.....more more .....oh go on then...
A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.

Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"

Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"

Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"
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ask me things about Man Citeh & punk then i could help
You'd need to be a punk, to support Man City.
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Old Apr 28th 2011, 4:48 pm
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...not too sure what ya mean Kimil i was sent it on facebook its also on youtube ,thats all i can tell you ...........im far from a computer buff ........ask me things about Man Citeh & punk then i could help ..........hope this helps.....
City will get slaughtered (by Stoke) and Manchester has gone to the dogs.
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City will get slaughtered (by Stoke) and Manchester has gone to the dogs.
ok ,then put your house on it big boy ........and i dont give a flying **** about Manchester now , ive moved on but i stick with my childhood team ...Citeh .....so your a Stoke fan all of a sudden ......strange ,we dont meet many of those .............
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ok ,then put your house on it big boy ........and i dont give a flying **** about Manchester now , ive moved on but i stick with my childhood team ...Citeh .....so your a Stoke fan all of a sudden ......strange ,we dont meet many of those .............
Just trying to bring a bit of Manchester punk in to the proceedings with Slaughter and the Dogs
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If you were picking a top 11 Manchester side, from the last 30 years or so, could you name one single City player who would get in the team?
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Denis Law and Peter Schmeical.
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Denis Law and Peter Schmeical.
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to be fair,

I'd have Colin Bell in there too.

it would be a toss up between him and Robson............ but Robsons glass shoulder would make me pick Bell.
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Denis Law and Peter Schmeical.
No love for Tevez?
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No love for Tevez?
they actually did this on BBC Manchester just before the semi final.

I can't really remember the team,

but it was all United really apart from Law / Schmeical as joint players and Colin Bell.

I'd have put Willie Donachie and Denis Irwin in the team as full backs myself, as Donachie made Irwin the player he was at Oldham...... but I think they went with Neville and Duncan Edwards as full /wing backs.

and it's hard to argue against Edwards.....
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If you were picking a top 11 Manchester side, from the last 30 years or so, could you name one single City player who would get in the team?
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Denis Law and Peter Schmeical.
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to be fair,

I'd have Colin Bell in there too.

it would be a toss up between him and Robson............ but Robsons glass shoulder would make me pick Bell.
If you can stretch the "or so", I'd include Francis Lee and Rodney Marsh.
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to be fair,

I'd have Colin Bell in there too.

it would be a toss up between him and Robson............ but Robsons glass shoulder would make me pick Bell.
I'd have Keane in front of the pair of them... and I saw all three play regularly.
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If you can stretch the "or so", I'd include Francis Lee and Rodney Marsh.
Both excellent players and Rodney in particular was great with the fans, always had time to speak to the kids hanging around Maine Rd after autographs, but United could field half a dozen better players.
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I'd have Keane in front of the pair of them... and I saw all three play regularly.
over Bobby Charlton?
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