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Old Jul 17th 2013, 7:55 pm
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Originally Posted by Garbatellamike View Post
do you have to say it in a chinese accent?
Yes.

But if I have to explain it, it defeats the point.

Honestly, I'm far too clever for you bunch of twats.
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Old Jul 17th 2013, 8:03 pm
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Originally Posted by DaveLovesDee View Post
Clicked on Pommy's name in th FF site.

This Season
You don't have any history this season.

Previous Seasons
You don't have any season history.

'Nuff said!
Unlike Liverpool, who only have history. Mind you, another potless year for Wenger's red and white numpties will have you and them being whispered about in the same breath....

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How do you get to see each other's teams and kits then? I wanted to add flowers onto the sleeves but the stupid site wouldn't let me.
You sometimes are one of us, and we love you for it. Then you post a comment like this. Any more and I'll send you back to the kitchen to make me a sandwich, alright love? Flowers. FFS.

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Dear oh dear, stalking me again Hooky, I'm starting to feel uneasy....:unsure

Yeah, that's twice now. Want me to send the boys round? Just don't tell him your real name Doris.
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Old Jul 17th 2013, 8:07 pm
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Originally Posted by ededed View Post
Yes.

But if I have to explain it, it defeats the point.

Honestly, I'm far too clever for you bunch of twats.
naw I thought it was something really clever in Xhosa, Sindebele or Zulu to start with and was crediting you with too much depth - silly me, I should have gone for base level to start with

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Old Jul 17th 2013, 8:16 pm
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You sometimes are one of us, and we love you for it. Then you post a comment like this. Any more and I'll send you back to the kitchen to make me a sandwich, alright love? Flowers. FFS.



I'm welling up......
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Old Jul 17th 2013, 8:23 pm
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Originally Posted by Garbatellamike View Post
naw I thought it was something really clever in Xhosa, Sindebele or Zulu to start with and was crediting you with too much depth - silly me, I should have gone for base level to start with
You'll learn. Base is the only level I can operate at.

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I'm swelling up......
FIFY.
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Old Jul 17th 2013, 9:41 pm
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Any more and I'll send you back to the kitchen to make me a sandwich, alright love? Flowers. FFS.
If Pommy has the energy to even crawl towards the kitchen, you don't deserve a sandwich!
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Old Jul 17th 2013, 9:53 pm
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Er I'll sort this out in the morning. Too much tequila to drink at the minute.
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Old Jul 18th 2013, 5:35 am
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I seriously think we should make this interesting. maybe a quid (or the equivalent) in everyone's local currency to the winner? Sent by post at the end of the season, along with an insulting hand-written note of congratulations. Luckily I have a PO box address (for drugs and porn mainly) so I wouldn't need to let any of you sick bastards know where I live.

Yes Scamp, I'm looking at you.

Everyone in?
Stop eyeing me up you batty.

What about 100dizzers (16/17 quid in all your peasant currencies). We all nominate a charity and losers have to pay to the winners charity of choice. Pommy will sit on the faces of anyone who doesn't pay....after she's done a lap of Bournemouth Triangle in the summer, in a sweatsuit.
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I'm in.

'Fred West Ham' should probably be languishing 2nd or 3rd from bottom by season end.
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Old Jul 18th 2013, 6:28 am
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Stop eyeing me up you batty.

What about 100dizzers (16/17 quid in all your peasant currencies). We all nominate a charity and losers have to pay to the winners charity of choice. Pommy will sit on the faces of anyone who doesn't pay....after she's done a lap of Bournemouth Triangle in the summer, in a sweatsuit.
You, young man, are not too old to get a clip round the ear.
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If Pommy has the energy to even crawl towards the kitchen, you don't deserve a sandwich!
She can crawl, she just won't be able to talk.

Originally Posted by Scamp View Post
Stop eyeing me up you batty.

What about 100dizzers (16/17 quid in all your peasant currencies). We all nominate a charity and losers have to pay to the winners charity of choice. Pommy will sit on the faces of anyone who doesn't pay....after she's done a lap of Bournemouth Triangle in the summer, in a sweatsuit.
What am I? Made of money? Some of us pay income tax you know. As for the penalty, that's actually one of my fantasies.
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What am I? Made of money? Some of us pay income tax you know. As for the penalty, that's actually one of my fantasies.
It's for charity you tight bastard. Nick it off one of the chaps surrounding you in your linkedin picture?

What's income tax?
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She can crawl, she just won't be able to talk.
Good idea. She won't be able to answer back!
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It's for charity you tight bastard. Nick it off one of the chaps surrounding you in your linkedin picture?

What's income tax?
Mr Ross, I presume? ****, you're an ugly bastard.
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Good idea. She won't be able to answer back!
I usually slip the gimp mask back on her straight afterwards anyway. It helps hide those mournful and hateful eyes.
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