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ededed Jun 16th 2017 4:05 pm

Re: British football thread 2017-2018
 

Originally Posted by JamesM (Post 12274408)
He needs the signing bonus to pay his tax bill.

Hard times in the household.

Still I'm sure like Lionel Messi he will not do any jail time.

The word is he has a €1bn release clause. But if he doesn't want to play RM will have to offload him for less or risk losing getting anything for him. He doesn't need the money so I doubt will go to China - he's stated he'd only play in England for United (and Woodward 'ain't gonna splash €200m on a 32 year old) so that probably leaves Monaco / PSG who could afford him and his wages.

Probably all bollocks anyway. He's going nowhere.

Cainess Jun 16th 2017 4:11 pm

Re: British football thread 2017-2018
 

Originally Posted by ededed (Post 12274473)
The word is he has a €1bn release clause. But if he doesn't want to play RM will have to offload him for less or risk losing getting anything for him. He doesn't need the money so I doubt will go to China - he's stated he'd only play in England for United (and Woodward 'ain't gonna splash €200m on a 32 year old) so that probably leaves Monaco / PSG who could afford him and his wages.

Probably all bollocks anyway. He's going nowhere.

Ah, the truth emerges... :sneaky:

More 'silly season' crap from the tabloid hacks..... they are desperate to 'justify their existence' during these lean summer months, particularly when there's no World Cup or European Championship to get excited about... :blink:

Garbatellamike Jun 16th 2017 4:34 pm

Re: British football thread 2017-2018
 
:blink: I thought you were just embarking on a second career as a tabloid hack?



Originally Posted by Cainess (Post 12274478)
Ah, the truth emerges... :sneaky:

More 'silly season' crap from the tabloid hacks..... they are desperate to 'justify their existence' during these lean summer months, particularly when there's no World Cup or European Championship to get excited about... :blink:


zargof Jun 16th 2017 4:39 pm

Re: British football thread 2017-2018
 

Originally Posted by ededed (Post 12274390)
You'll be signing Ronaldo next :sneaky:

Maybe a swap for Lukaku...

Cainess Jun 16th 2017 4:57 pm

Re: British football thread 2017-2018
 

Originally Posted by Garbatellamike (Post 12274502)
:blink: I thought you were just embarking on a second career as a tabloid hack?

Aye, so that gives me more licence to call them out for BS.... !! :p :sneaky: :thumbup:

JamesM Jun 16th 2017 5:10 pm

Re: British football thread 2017-2018
 

Originally Posted by ededed (Post 12274473)

Probably all bollocks anyway. He's going nowhere.


Originally Posted by Cainess (Post 12274478)
Ah, the truth emerges... :sneaky:

Agreed.

Real Madrid are practically run/funded by the Spanish government anyway so there will be a back door out of this for him.

ededed Jun 17th 2017 1:34 pm

Re: British football thread 2017-2018
 

Originally Posted by JamesM (Post 12274533)
Agreed.

Real Madrid are practically run/funded by the Spanish government anyway so there will be a back door out of this for him.

Or he'll go to Birmingham where 'Arry can give him more tax advice.

JamesM Jun 17th 2017 3:45 pm

Re: British football thread 2017-2018
 

Originally Posted by ededed (Post 12274986)
Or he'll go to Birmingham where 'Arry can give him more tax advice.

What are the odds Birmingham are in administration in a couple of years?

pommybird Jun 21st 2017 8:34 pm

Re: British football thread 2017-2018
 
Blimey, been off enjoying the heatwave, came back, nothing doing, where are you all?

Most exciting Spurs news I have heard is that Nkoudou has been spotted on social media wearing a Chav shirt. My Chav neighbour delighted in informing me and that it has caused a furore among Spurs fans.

I delighted in informing him, that no-one gives a shit, given that Nkoudou never makes it into the starting 11, and a lot of Spurs fans have never heard of him.

Sorry, that's all I've got.

JamesM Jun 21st 2017 11:22 pm

Re: British football thread 2017-2018
 

Originally Posted by pommybird (Post 12277891)
Blimey, been off enjoying the heatwave, came back, nothing doing, where are you all?

Most exciting Spurs news I have heard is that Nkoudou has been spotted on social media wearing a Chav shirt. My Chav neighbour delighted in informing me and that it has caused a furore among Spurs fans.

I delighted in informing him, that no-one gives a shit, given that Nkoudou never makes it into the starting 11, and a lot of Spurs fans have never heard of him.

Sorry, that's all I've got.

Yeah. I had a similar experience. Saw it on Facebook and didn't give a french connection uk about it.

If he was in a Chelsea shirt permanently I'd be delighted as it would mean Levy had mugged them off for stupid money.

Scamp Jun 22nd 2017 9:15 pm

Re: British football thread 2017-2018
 
Mo Salah.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

****ing idiots.

zargof Jun 22nd 2017 9:22 pm

Re: British football thread 2017-2018
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 12278659)
Mo Salah.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

****ing idiots.

I wouldn't laugh too much. I heard a rumour that Positive Bob Martinez is going to be your next manager.

Garbatellamike Jun 22nd 2017 9:25 pm

Re: British football thread 2017-2018
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 12278659)
Mo Salah.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

****ing idiots.

:goodpost:

SpoogleDrummer Jun 23rd 2017 12:18 am

Re: British football thread 2017-2018
 

Originally Posted by zargof (Post 12278667)
I wouldn't laugh too much. I heard a rumour that Positive Bob Martinez is going to be your next manager.

I heard it was going to be one of our old players/assistant manager. I wonder if we'll be getting our players on discount soon.

Scamp Jun 23rd 2017 3:54 am

Re: British football thread 2017-2018
 

Originally Posted by zargof (Post 12278667)
I wouldn't laugh too much. I heard a rumour that Positive Bob Martinez is going to be your next manager.

Not heard that one...


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