samon

We are very sorry God of forgetting you,
As we had been trying to please CIC, without any clue.

With time we came to realise that CIC is both deaf and dumb,
As in spite of our repeated queries, it remained mum.

We have heard that you can make the deaf hear and the blind see,
All of that for a simple prayer, and of course all free.

So we request you to do us just one favour,
Let the CIC, both listen and speak very clear.

This will stop us all from the guessing game,
And we may rest in peace, till our turn came.
Thanks

kleinluka

oooooooooooookay.

mhhp

if it does not work try this>

You will need:

- Something from CIC (I suggest envelope from AOR or the likes)
- half a pound of sulfer
- 1 eye of a moose
- 3 tears from a beever
- some polar bear droppings
- and the province flower of the the province you are planning to settle in, picked at midnight on a full moon night. (thats trillium for ontario, )
- a green a yellow a red and a brown Maple leaf
- a bottle of canadian rye (thats not to wase on the concoction, but rather for the party afterwards )[/list]
stir in a copper couldron on a maple wood fire. You will have to wear hockey gear with red and white dresses and hats with antlers.

Drink one cup at dusk and one at dawn for 3 days.

cryout and I have tryed it, it works.

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and be nice to those friendly young men in the nice green suits

Craftybanshee

LOL LOL

I'm off for a night time trip down the local zoo

Edited to add - I think you missed a really important ingredient - 1 young ripe Mountie in full ceremonial dress!

mhhp

adds a rather strong taste but may carve another month off your time

Craftybanshee

I'm not even going to suggest adding a visa officer, as the recipe will deffo take forever and you won't know how it'll turn out in the end?

Keep on rockin' Sir mhhp!

mhhp

No but I have an old friend who suggests pinning your visa officers initials to your forehead while drinking will do the trick my friend.

ABW

You are not trying to form a CIC cult, are you???

mhhp

wanna join???

Bleech

I think we need a "classic post" section

Rich_007

Repeat ad nauseum:

red pill
plue pill
white envelope
brown envelope

:scared: as you can see my recovery is going well but the nights are still occasionally broken by visions of rejection letters, jealous posties lobbing my precious correspondence into the river, the dogs of CIC eating my PR homework and our file sitting in the dusty unoccupied basement office.

Rich.

Craftybanshee

Noooooooooooooooo! :scared: What a terrible nightmare

mhhp

see what happens after too much e/client :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

samon

Finally upon repeated requests, God finally decided to pay 'CIC' a visit.
He couldn't find anything wrong there, but what caught his fancy is the quota system.
The witty 'CIC' was fast to teach him the nitty-gritty of the system.
Upon return he started the quota system across the heavenly gates, and the saintly souls were asked to queue up, and let in as per the regional quota. The first come first in, all those left were told to wait or 'Go to Hell'

mhhp

Can I sign up for a free points assessment somewhere, to see if I qualify???