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Re: Thought for the Day:
23/08/07
If you are always dwelling in trouble....change your address;) TP |
Re: Thought for the Day:
Originally Posted by TONY P
(Post 5225179)
23/08/07
If you are always dwelling in trouble....change your address;) TP KKK |
Re: Thought for the Day:
Originally Posted by KKK
(Post 5226309)
Before or after 182 days of residency? ;)
KKK TP |
Re: Thought for the Day:
It is better to begin in the evening than not at all.
TP |
Re: Thought for the Day:
Alway remember you can tell when a salesman is lieing because is lips will be moving :ohmy:
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Re: Thought for the Day:
Rule of thumb under every pony tail is an arsehole
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Re: Thought for the Day:
Originally Posted by Big Art
(Post 5230783)
Rule of thumb under every pony tail is an arsehole
TP |
Re: Thought for the Day:
Originally Posted by TONY P
(Post 5230849)
You're getting the hang of this:lol:
TP :):eek::thumbup: Squeez e the past like a sponge, smell the present like a rose, and send a kiss to the future. :thumbsup: |
Re: Thought for the Day:
Originally Posted by old man
(Post 5236650)
:):eek::thumbup:
Squeez e the past like a sponge, smell the present like a rose, and send a kiss to the future. :thumbsup: "What'll it be?" asks the barman. a Noffy and soda" says the pair - and one for the road. :sneaky: |
Re: Thought for the Day:
Big Art - I said that to an Englishman who owns premises in Calangute, who has a ponytail and who shall remain nameless. I was in his place and he was really getting on my nerves with his constant whining about everything so without thinking I said "you do know what is under a ponytail don't you?" then decided I should make a quick exit as someone else replied for me. Needless to say he was not happy and gave me loads of verbal as I went out of the door - I have not been back or should I say I dare not go back.
My thought for the day:- Engage brain before opening mouth - especially if he is bigger than you.:D |
Re: Thought for the Day:
Originally Posted by emsirrah
(Post 5237015)
Big Art - I said that to an Englishman who owns premises in Calangute, who has a ponytail and who shall remain nameless. I was in his place and he was really getting on my nerves with his constant whining about everything so without thinking I said "you do know what is under a ponytail don't you?" then decided I should make a quick exit as someone else replied for me. Needless to say he was not happy and gave me loads of verbal as I went out of the door - I have not been back or should I say I dare not go back.
My thought for the day:- Engage brain before opening mouth - especially if he is bigger than you.:D My thought for the day Second Best - for Remy If you can't catch a bird of paradise, be content with an old wet hen :wub:Noni |
Re: Thought for the Day:
Originally Posted by old man
(Post 5236657)
Remy and Noni walk into a bar with a lump of asphalt, under their arms.
"What'll it be?" asks the barman. a Noffy and soda" says the pair - and one for the road. :sneaky: Your getting to know us too well.:D |
Re: Thought for the Day:
Originally Posted by noni
(Post 5237040)
My thought for the day
Second Best - for Remy If you can't catch a bird of paradise, be content with an old wet hen :wub:Noni |
Re: Thought for the Day:
Originally Posted by Remy-Ireland
(Post 5237451)
and where theres a hen.............theres always a fox nearby.:ohmy:;):rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::wub: |
Re: Thought for the Day:
Originally Posted by noni
(Post 5237550)
:rofl::rofl::rofl::wub:
Can't wait to meet you two. TP |
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