Why are French realtors so useless?
#16
Re: Why are French realtors so useless?
Just a quick update. After looking at 50+ properties online, virtually visiting 4 through my BIL who is a builder, we finally had our offer on a house near Le Mans accepted. We ended up offering the full price as we were competing with 2 other sets of buyers, we were first with a written offer at the asking price, which iMHO was very reasonable for the house size, condition, land and outbuildings. In other good news, I got an email from the Irish Foreign Births Registrar asking to confirm my address, which hopefully means I am getting close to acquiring Irish citizenship, and by inference, EU citizenship. Since the better half is a frog, I could have gone the more complex route to a visa, but the Irish citizenship was the better route....
#18
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Just to wind you up a bit.....
Our French-born, anglo-French son, during one of my many overseas assignments, was excited when I announced that we'd decided he would live in the UK with Mme TP for approx a year. When I returned a year later and asked how he enjoyed things, his very first reply was, "It was great, all the kids called me The Frog! That was brilliant" And with a wicked smile he added, "They'd never seen a frog play cricket before!"
We then moved back to France for a short period, and in his new French school (after being asked where he'd come from with his newly practised accent) he was immediately given the nickname Ze Rosbif, which he took to very proudly! In fact the way he accepted it - with humour, more than likely increased his popularity. I can't vouch for it, but knowing him he may well have told his new French friends that he enjoyed his morning plate of baked beans with plenty of garlic.......
Our French-born, anglo-French son, during one of my many overseas assignments, was excited when I announced that we'd decided he would live in the UK with Mme TP for approx a year. When I returned a year later and asked how he enjoyed things, his very first reply was, "It was great, all the kids called me The Frog! That was brilliant" And with a wicked smile he added, "They'd never seen a frog play cricket before!"
We then moved back to France for a short period, and in his new French school (after being asked where he'd come from with his newly practised accent) he was immediately given the nickname Ze Rosbif, which he took to very proudly! In fact the way he accepted it - with humour, more than likely increased his popularity. I can't vouch for it, but knowing him he may well have told his new French friends that he enjoyed his morning plate of baked beans with plenty of garlic.......
#19
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Re: Why are French realtors so useless?
France is not the only place in the EU with worthless Eastate agents. For a moment I thought this thread was about Estate agents here in Hungary. Totally worthless, Never return emails, never return voice mails and seldom can be found at their offices. 6 years ago when I was in the market for a property here in Hungary trying to find a property was a nightmare. I finally found an agent that wanted to sell a property and found the property I purchased. Subsequently I learned from the Hungarian neighbours that their experiences are just a bad. Customer service is a joke here.
#20
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Just a quick update. The acte de vente has just been signed and we now own our slice of France. We did find a very proactive and helpful RE agent for this sale.
As a sidenote, I am discovering the joys of a landlocked piece of agricultural land. Backstory - we made an offer to buy the 5.5 acres of meadow that was for sale, behind the property, mainly to preserve the very pleasing view. Turns out that the original access to the field was lost when an old peoples home was built a few houses down from ours. The marie at the time brokered a deal to allow access across another field to the meadow, which was signed by the meadow owner and the owner of the small field through which access was granted. This was all done more that 30 years ago. Fast forward to today, and the owner of the small field has passed away and the son of the owner has managed to get the land use of that 1 acre field changed from agricultural to buildable and is trying to sell the 1 acre plot. He is refusing to acknowledge the right of way his mother signed. I understand his viewpoint, but it looks like this will go to court for a judge to decide, as land rights-of-way that have been enjoyed for more than 30 years appear to carry a lot more weight in terms of enforcement. We'll see. We have told the owner of the 1 acre plot that we would be willing to buy the plot, but not this year as funds are tight. It's a mess and the owner of the 5.5 acre meadow is very PO'd with the son.
As a sidenote, I am discovering the joys of a landlocked piece of agricultural land. Backstory - we made an offer to buy the 5.5 acres of meadow that was for sale, behind the property, mainly to preserve the very pleasing view. Turns out that the original access to the field was lost when an old peoples home was built a few houses down from ours. The marie at the time brokered a deal to allow access across another field to the meadow, which was signed by the meadow owner and the owner of the small field through which access was granted. This was all done more that 30 years ago. Fast forward to today, and the owner of the small field has passed away and the son of the owner has managed to get the land use of that 1 acre field changed from agricultural to buildable and is trying to sell the 1 acre plot. He is refusing to acknowledge the right of way his mother signed. I understand his viewpoint, but it looks like this will go to court for a judge to decide, as land rights-of-way that have been enjoyed for more than 30 years appear to carry a lot more weight in terms of enforcement. We'll see. We have told the owner of the 1 acre plot that we would be willing to buy the plot, but not this year as funds are tight. It's a mess and the owner of the 5.5 acre meadow is very PO'd with the son.
#22
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It isn't me who will be going to court. It's the owner of the meadow, who is very PO'd that their sale has been harpooned by the owner of the other field. The Marie fully supports the original access agreement and will speak for the meadow seller. I'm just watching from the sidelines!
#23
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Quick update. We are here for a few weeks. We came for a 'vacation' and to prepare for the move. A vacation would be a stretch, as the previous owners had lived in the house for 55 years and had apparently never thrown anything away. My French family understands that viewpoint, for me it's been challenging... The previous owners had supposedly cleaned up, but in reality, I've already moved 7 transit van loads of rubbish to the Déchèterie, and there's 3-4 more transit van loads to go. Days of sweeping, vacuuming massive spider webs encrusted in dust and just cleaning, cleaning and more cleaning.... And we haven't even started on the garden. But the house and village are all that we had hoped for, and my local family has been a huge help.
#24
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Quick update. We are here for a few weeks. We came for a 'vacation' and to prepare for the move. A vacation would be a stretch, as the previous owners had lived in the house for 55 years and had apparently never thrown anything away. My French family understands that viewpoint, for me it's been challenging... The previous owners had supposedly cleaned up, but in reality, I've already moved 7 transit van loads of rubbish to the Déchèterie, and there's 3-4 more transit van loads to go. Days of sweeping, vacuuming massive spider webs encrusted in dust and just cleaning, cleaning and more cleaning.... And we haven't even started on the garden. But the house and village are all that we had hoped for, and my local family has been a huge help.
I hope you will enjoy your new life !
Just a tip : If people leave stuff in the house, just ring a charity company and they will come and take it away.
That's what I did and they took everything, including very old looking paint.
Also ; 7 transit vans loads is more than all my belongings together ... And another 3-4 to go ... Did you buy a castle ?
#25
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Lovely pictures !
I hope you will enjoy your new life !
Just a tip : If people leave stuff in the house, just ring a charity company and they will come and take it away.
That's what I did and they took everything, including very old looking paint.
Also ; 7 transit vans loads is more than all my belongings together ... And another 3-4 to go ... Did you buy a castle ?
I hope you will enjoy your new life !
Just a tip : If people leave stuff in the house, just ring a charity company and they will come and take it away.
That's what I did and they took everything, including very old looking paint.
Also ; 7 transit vans loads is more than all my belongings together ... And another 3-4 to go ... Did you buy a castle ?
#26
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And now I remember the name : Emmaus ...
Here is their website in French I'm afraid.
https://emmaus-france.org/
Edit to add : they also ship usable stuff out to countries in need so, before going to the dechetterie, always consider if it might be useful for someone else.
Last edited by Annetje; Aug 15th 2023 at 7:48 pm.
#27
Re: Why are French realtors so useless?
Lovely pictures !
I hope you will enjoy your new life !
Just a tip : If people leave stuff in the house, just ring a charity company and they will come and take it away.
That's what I did and they took everything, including very old looking paint.
Also ; 7 transit vans loads is more than all my belongings together ... And another 3-4 to go ... Did you buy a castle ?
I hope you will enjoy your new life !
Just a tip : If people leave stuff in the house, just ring a charity company and they will come and take it away.
That's what I did and they took everything, including very old looking paint.
Also ; 7 transit vans loads is more than all my belongings together ... And another 3-4 to go ... Did you buy a castle ?
#28
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Re: Why are French realtors so useless?
The outlook from the back of the house is magic. No matter what sort of day you have had, sitting down with a glass of whatever floats your boat, and seeing that view will put the world to rights.
I was born in Portland, a long time ago.
I was born in Portland, a long time ago.