Things you can only say and get away with at Christmas
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Re: Things you can only say and get away with at Christmas
Hey that's a good idea. Problem is I don't have one of those bags, however I do paint and I have a brown woven material tesco's bag I could paint up to resemble it. I could perhaps even place more emphaise on those breasts - just got to hope I don't get an airport female check-in assistant or a gay one... No, I think your plans come undone now Andy! A red-blooded hetrosexual male working in the airline industry - next you'll be telling me Santa Claus is real. The only people who will be gawping at my new bag will be the husbands and boyfriends getting a slap from their Mrs'