Originally Posted by treskillard (Post 5791519)

It gets worse Val.

Originally Posted by themoose (Post 5791700)

Indeed and looking good.

Is that Tres i see looking for Moose droppings on his seat. :rofl:

Originally Posted by themoose (Post 5791730)

The droppings have far less calories and are full of fibre.

A new survey states you should have 5 portions of fruit and veg and a handful of Moose droppings everyday.

Just trying my best to keep you all healthy.:thumbsup:

Originally Posted by themoose (Post 5791730)

The droppings have far less calories and are full of fibre.

A new survey states you should have 5 portions of fruit and veg and a handful of Moose droppings everyday.

Just trying my best to keep you all healthy.:thumbsup:

Originally Posted by themoose (Post 5791767)

Hey Tres, you need a new car Tres.
If you try picking up (hitchiking) moose ( i know you are kind like this) on your travles they will scuff your headlining.
Just trying to save you money in the long run. A scuffed headlining knocks loads of its value.

Originally Posted by treskillard (Post 5791788)

You are not alone in this sort of belief. See this (also taken from BE TIO [take it outside]):
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/loc...,1896251.story



You are too kind - a 2CV should fit you - as long as you leave your top hat off.

Off to eat my chocolate moose now.

:thumbsup::wub::rofl:

Originally Posted by Le Chant (Post 5807273)

Talking of 'droppings', I learned yesterday that ferret droppings when watered down and squirted into a molehill will make said mole evacuate your land never to be seen again! ;)

Anyone got a ferret? :confused::rofl:

Originally Posted by Le Chant (Post 5807426)

Dunno DC. It's like the bloke who first decided to pull on a cow's udder I guess....then decided to drink it....:confused::confused::confused: