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a pasty?
I'm in Cornwall.
I do.
But it's flooking Easter and the Pasty factory is shut.
Any suggestions for how I should stuff myself?

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:sneaky:

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With Chocolate!:lol:

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A chocolate smirk would seem to be the answer. What would I do without you ladies. Are you by any chance two sisters adrift on a log without a safe home and in need of rescuing?

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Yep - adrift on a chocolate log - lawks, can you imagine anything worse, as you couldn't eat it!:rofl:

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Crantock Bakery have an outlet on the main road in Perranporth. Best pasties out there.

You git!

:sneaky:

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Pop up to Yorkshire and get some decent fish and chips with mushy peas.

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Why has no one invented ice-cream flavoured crisps?

Sure to be a best-seller.

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Can't be too hard Andy, they've just invented Chili & Chocolate flavoured crisps...:eek:

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In a small town in southern Italy that I visited a few years ago (yawn) the local ice cream maker was trying to get us to try his latest invention - Salmon Ice Cream. Oddly enough none of my clients wanted to try it out and the man was most offended. He was an odd fish...

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Sounds nicer than the Cheese flavored Ice-cream they sell here which I think has just gone off.

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Is this a euphemism for your recent fart?

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I much prefer a Recent Tart.

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Such rhyming is a fancy Art.

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Someone call?

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That rhymes with Ball.

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Are you tall?

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Stu chilli ice cream sounds rather interesting - a combination of hot and cold to get the old taste buds going. I must keep a watch out for that, as always open to trying out new takes on my number one favourite food group!

I know you do your own bread and stuff, have you ever done the bread with olives, chillis and herbs, with all the wonderful cheese smothered on top? Begins with an F I think (and no, I don't mean F for Fattening, although I bet it is), but can't even pronounce it let alone spell it!!

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I did, :wub:

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Anyone fancy some chocolate? Have loads here, due to deaf but well-meaning mother producing 8 bars, 2 boxes and 3 toblerones for my birthday, despite being told time after time I am on a DIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AARGH .......

Why is it that nice things are bad for you? If I believed in "god" I'd think it was "his" revenge on womanhood.

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We are his curse.

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Happy belated wotsits :wub:

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OH MY god
It's Andy's birthday :thumbsup:
Happy Birthday Life and Soul.
I'm so glad you came to this forum :)

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Thank you, thank you, I love y'all <crowd goes wild>

Still munching my way through that chocolate - hiding it round the flat works till the sun comes out, then brown trickles give the game away and I'm so desperate I'm sucking it up through a straw ....... now THAT'S addiction:(

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You have the shits? :eek:

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Leaving aside your disturbing imagery.....

Happy Birthday!!!!

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Oh is it only me that likes that melted chocolate in those funny machines then? Leaving chocolate in the sun has the same effect, just cheaper!!

Suppose I should have been more "cultured" about it and said I dipped me marshmallows in it whilst watching The South Bank Show, but hey well, you know me, I was right out of marshmallows ...............:rofl:

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time to amend your forum name??:zzz:

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What a gentleman!

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Foccacia? :rofl:

Never done any, but t'other night we made our own bread in the four a pain. The best we've made yet! Lovely brown, ceispy crusts. Not too heavy inside. Bootiful! :D

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Oh yum, sounds nearly better than ice cream and chocolate! I wouldn't mind the recipe once we are esconced en Bretagne.

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I really don't think you should be let anywhere near a working bread oven with your track record of disasters, Andy

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Am still recovering from introducing my French friend to England and Wales. I made the mistake of buying him a prize-winning Cornish pasty, which he considered 'degelas' /disgusting, only matched by our appalling habit of eating fry ups with sausages for hotel breakfasts...

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Chauvinists :curse: