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This doesn't work in English, but I'll post it all the same:
Quel est le point commun entre le thé vert et DAESH? Ils sont tous les deux anti-oxidants! (Sorry:o) |
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Originally Posted by dmu
(Post 12623649)
This doesn't work in English, but I'll post it all the same:
Quel est le point commun entre le thé vert et DAESH? Ils sont tous les deux anti-oxidants! (Sorry:o) |
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Originally Posted by BuckinghamshireBoy
(Post 12623659)
:lol:
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Originally Posted by dmu
(Post 12623649)
This doesn't work in English, but I'll post it all the same:
Quel est le point commun entre le thé vert et DAESH? Ils sont tous les deux anti-oxidants! (Sorry:o) Here's one of my many favourites from Coluche: Les femmes seront les egales des hommes le jour ou elles accepteront d'etre chauves et de trouver ca distingue. Spoiler:
And one more...... A la Securite Sociale, tout est assure. Sauf la pendule. Ca, on risque pas de la voler, le personnel a les yeux constamment fixes dessus. Spoiler:
I occasionally tell that last one when we have guests, and it's appreciated by all. Except by Mme TP. She used to work for the Social Security! :sneaky: |
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Originally Posted by spouse of scouse
(Post 12623661)
Show off :frown:
Good one dmu. |
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Originally Posted by Tweedpipe
(Post 12623691)
Ouch! Not so much lol, more like sol (smiled-out-loud). ;)
Here's one of my many favourites from Coluche: Les femmes seront les egales des hommes le jour ou elles accepteront d'etre chauves et de trouver ca distingue. Spoiler:
And one more...... A la Securite Sociale, tout est assure. Sauf la pendule. Ca, on risque pas de la voler, le personnel a les yeux constamment fixes dessus. Spoiler:
I occasionally tell that last one when we have guests, and it's appreciated by all. Except by Mme TP. She used to work for the Social Security! :sneaky: I may have learned that in the past, but I always go for l'horloge. Even if my car's handbook claims that it has "une montre". :blink: |
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Originally Posted by BuckinghamshireBoy
(Post 12623706)
That usage of la pendule had me there. I was looking at the ultimate punishment for criminals... :confused:
I may have learned that in the past, but I always go for l'horloge. Even if my car's handbook claims that it has "une montre". :blink: Whether in a car or aircraft cockpit, the clock always seems to be referred to as une montre de bord. Rarely un orloge and afaik never une pendule. The latter no doubt would stem from the days when clocks had an open, swinging pendulum . As for the "ultimate punishment" you were on-the-ball with 'hanging'. This is what makes words and languages so diverse and interesting. |
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Originally Posted by Tweedpipe
(Post 12623752)
I guess you would always go for 'l'orloge' considering your Swiss connections.;) Or even chronometre.
Whether in a car or aircraft cockpit, the clock always seems to be referred to as une montre de bord. Rarely un orloge and afaik never une pendule. The latter no doubt would stem from the days when clocks had an open, swinging pendulum . As for the "ultimate punishment" you were on-the-ball with 'hanging'. This is what makes words and languages so diverse and interesting. I'm slightly miffed that I'm at risk of losing my French up here - I've already been told by teacher to stop thinking in it. :( So I'll have to stick with you lot in order to keep my hand in. :p |
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Another clever 'bad' satirical cartoon which made me smile.
The caption reads, "Manu (Emmanuel Macron), stop messing around, and put Benalla's truncheon back in the drawer." |
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https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/british...d6b652b302.jpg
Made me smile |
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Cyrian,
Excellent! :thumbsup: I guess we are fortunate. Have none of these problems with our neighbours. |
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Originally Posted by Tweedpipe
(Post 12746454)
Cyrian,
Excellent! :thumbsup: I guess we are fortunate. Have none of these problems with our neighbours. |
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