scrubbedexpat098

Back over in Malaysia for one last stint before Christmas, been here 2 months trying to sort out some major issues, likely to result in heavy fines for project delays. I submitted my final report this morning, and I attached the report I did on my 2nd day here the 10th of October. They were almost word for word the same. Conclusion, I'm an effing genius I have argued til I'm blue in the face with Frenchmen, a couple of sweaties, an Indian and a Kiwi, and finally they are seeing sense. I've known I'm right all along, and convincing this lot has been an uphill struggle. Off home for 3 1/2 weeks on the 19th, can't bloody wait to see the family again.

Had Frog porridge and chilly frog, both of which were surprisingly good, but the second one left my bum looking like a Japanese flag, proper scorcher, don't tell me the arse doesn't have taste buds.

Bought some Vinyl too, The Jam studio recordings box set, 600 ringets, about 200 bucks, and it's bloody lovely, can't wait to stick it on in the Nags

Bought some thongs from a place called Fourskin, and found the G spot.

Got very drunk in an Irish pub in Penang, they had a couple of Chinese musicians with a lady singer playing, at one point I asked if they knew the theme tune to Monkey, they didn't, bastards

Saw a monkey crossing the road, which was nice

Got Tickets for the Skatalites on the 19th of Dec

Bought 3rd row back tickets to see Billy Connolly in February in the Gong, that's gonna be awesome I hope, can't wait for that.

Massive collection put together for my mate who lost his boy, not certain he'll ever be the same man again.

To end on a positive though, I'm right, they're all wrong, it's nearly Christmas, and I'm gonna be training expats and locals in the fine art of points fitting til I go home, it's only when I step back and take a long hard look, that although I'm no Brad Pitt, my nob aint all that, and I'm shite at most sports, and I have the attention span of a Goldfish, I actually rather enjoy being me

Merry Christmas, and I would encourage all positive comments about what you enjoy about being you, negativity can kiss my arse

moneypenny20

That's a bonus in my book, I've never seen the attraction. As for how the dick is, providing it does what it says on the tin, what more do you need?

Molly Coddle

Good to have you back Ste, and Merry Christmas to you too, Mr!


BTW, Brad Pitt is so overrated...

old.sparkles

That he may be - but would you kick him out of bed?

Molly Coddle

Well, seen as though you put it like that........I suppose I could find a use for him, I believe he's great at ironing.

renth

Brad Shit

moneypenny20

I would. Well I wouldn't let him in in the first place. He's yucky.

Dorothy

What she said. ^^

carolinephillips

Brad Pitt? EEEEEW. Isn't he supposed to be smelly? Or is that Johnnny Depp?
Neither appeals.

scottishcelts

Love Brad Pitt - yes he has aged like all of us but I still love him. He was stunning a few years ago. I still wouldn't kick him out of bed.

Snap Shot

Never saw the attraction with Brad Pitt tbh. He hasn't aged well either. I wonder what he knows about points fitting.

Dorothy

I think he's aged alright, but still never saw the attraction. The older he gets the more I think he looks like Robert Redford.

Kim67

Love them both - I was about to say the only person I would kick Brad out for is Johnny!!! Apart from SC, doesn't look like I have to share them around (actually I think NB is a bit of a Johnny fan too). I just watched Interview With The Vampire again after many years and Brad is just so beautiful.

scottishcelts

Oh I watched that the other night too!

Beautiful is a good word for him back then.

carolinephillips

I'm showing my age here but I loved Robert Redford's eyes, though generally not into blondes, and as for the young Clint Eastwood- he was alright too. He isn't so bad older either.
My favourite though is the guy who played Luka, the Serbo-Croat doctor in ER- Goran Visnovic (? not sure of his surname) Now that is Phwoar on legs!