Passport for crotch fruit
Feb 13th 2019, 7:32 pm
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Passport for crotch fruit
My crotch goblin turns 18 in March. I was going to get him a British passport for his birthday but apparently he might not be eligible because his mother is a yank, and we weren't married when she baby-jacked me.
Is there anything I can do to make him eligible?
Is there anything I can do to make him eligible?
Feb 13th 2019, 9:27 pm
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Re: Passport for crotch fruit
I shall move this to the MBTTUK forum.
Feb 13th 2019, 10:05 pm
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Feb 13th 2019, 10:23 pm
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Feb 13th 2019, 10:23 pm
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Re: Passport for crotch fruit
No worries, Englishmum. You're probably a LifeScript-er, and that's fine. Takes all sorts to make the world go round.
And it was a baby/sperm jacking. She lied about birth control. She wanted a baby and to get married as our brief thing was ending.
And it was a baby/sperm jacking. She lied about birth control. She wanted a baby and to get married as our brief thing was ending.
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Feb 13th 2019, 10:23 pm
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Re: Passport for crotch fruit
What's the other one, Robin?
Feb 13th 2019, 10:28 pm
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Feb 13th 2019, 10:35 pm
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Re: Passport for crotch fruit
School. College/University. Get married. Buy house. Have a few kids (Bratleigh, Skylar, Aiden, Braiden, Jayden, Maddysin etc).
It's a term used in the nascent child-free community. People who choose not to have chilruns.
Feb 13th 2019, 10:38 pm
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As for your comment about “it was a baby/sperm jacking. She lied about birth control,,,,”. Well, well, well. It takes two to tango. If you really didn’t want a baby then birth control should have been *YOUR* responsibility. I hope you’re paying for the child’s maintenance. Poor kid.
Feb 13th 2019, 10:39 pm
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Re: Passport for crotch fruit
Oddness with some of the words today. 
I've no children but more to do with what life threw than by design.
Anyway. Hopefully BritInParis or one of the other sages will be along shortly.
edit: ----
OKays. Let's head this off before this gets scratchy around the edges.
1 - Birth control is a dual responsibility
2 - Birth control is also a matter of trust & works both ways.
3 - This is in the Immy section so let's not go further off topic
4 - Octang is asking in his own way about a possible UK passport for his offspring . His wording may be odd but we can live with that.
5 - Finally. Octang is obviously engaged with this child. He/she is in his life. His financial arrangements are his own.
6 - There is no 6.
I've no children but more to do with what life threw than by design.
Anyway. Hopefully BritInParis or one of the other sages will be along shortly.
edit: ----
OKays. Let's head this off before this gets scratchy around the edges.
1 - Birth control is a dual responsibility
2 - Birth control is also a matter of trust & works both ways.
3 - This is in the Immy section so let's not go further off topic
4 - Octang is asking in his own way about a possible UK passport for his offspring . His wording may be odd but we can live with that.
5 - Finally. Octang is obviously engaged with this child. He/she is in his life. His financial arrangements are his own.
6 - There is no 6.
Feb 13th 2019, 10:41 pm
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Re: Passport for crotch fruit
One who follows the LifeScript (TM) because "it's just what people do".
School. College/University. Get married. Buy house. Have a few kids (Bratleigh, Skylar, Aiden, Braiden, Jayden, Maddysin etc).
It's a term used in the nascent child-free community. People who choose not to have chilruns.
School. College/University. Get married. Buy house. Have a few kids (Bratleigh, Skylar, Aiden, Braiden, Jayden, Maddysin etc).
It's a term used in the nascent child-free community. People who choose not to have chilruns.
Feb 13th 2019, 10:44 pm
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Re: Passport for crotch fruit
What on Earth is a ‘LifeScript-er’?
As for your comment about “it was a baby/sperm jacking. She lied about birth control,,,,”. Well, well, well. It takes two to tango. If you really didn’t want a baby then birth control should have been *YOUR* responsibility. I hope you’re paying for the child’s maintenance. Poor kid.
Feb 13th 2019, 10:46 pm
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Re: Passport for crotch fruit
Oddness with some of the words today.
I've no children but more to do with what life threw than by design.
Anyway. Hopefully BritInParis or one of the other sages will be along shortly.
edit: ----
OKays. Let's head this off before this gets scratchy around the edges.
1 - Birth control is a dual responsibility
2 - Birth control is also a matter of trust & works both ways.
3 - This is in the Immy section so let's not go further off topic
4 - Octang is asking in his own way about a possible UK passport for his offspring . His wording may be odd but we can live with that.
5 - Finally. Octang is obviously engaged with this child. He/she is in his life. His financial arrangements are his own.
6 - There is no 6.
I've no children but more to do with what life threw than by design.
Anyway. Hopefully BritInParis or one of the other sages will be along shortly.
edit: ----
OKays. Let's head this off before this gets scratchy around the edges.
1 - Birth control is a dual responsibility
2 - Birth control is also a matter of trust & works both ways.
3 - This is in the Immy section so let's not go further off topic
4 - Octang is asking in his own way about a possible UK passport for his offspring . His wording may be odd but we can live with that.
5 - Finally. Octang is obviously engaged with this child. He/she is in his life. His financial arrangements are his own.
6 - There is no 6.
I did all the driving - picking him up, dropping him off. In seventeen years, his mother dropped him at my place three times.
I took him skiing (he's been doing that since he was three), I've taken him to the UK, Disney, coached his soccer team (I can't play soccer), went to every single American football practice (two hours a night, three days a week) and his mother, who lives literally lives across the street from the practice ground, never went once. Cycling, museums, camping, softball, NFL games. On measure, I'd say I've been a fairly responsible father.
Anyway, want to get him a passport so he's got more options and can travel more easily.
Last edited by Octang Frye; Feb 13th 2019 at 10:52 pm.
Feb 13th 2019, 10:46 pm
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Re: Passport for crotch fruit
Are you named on your son's birth cert?