Originally Posted by Reedy (Post 6662462)

Right guys you with me...

Who's for sex on the beach???

http://absolutdrinks.com/content/med...-the-beach.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rBjpjEAi24

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 6662475)

Depends who it's with & if it's safe!;):lol:

It's nice in here & I love the sea breeze or was that just Graz farting?;)

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 6662475)

Depends who it's with & if it's safe!;):lol:

It's nice in here & I love the sea breeze or was that just Graz farting?;)

Originally Posted by Wendy (Post 6662474)

Make mine a screaming orgasm will you.

Originally Posted by Tiggs+Graz (Post 6662478)

pmsl

actually he got fed up of me laughing at the computer and went to bed!! :rofl:

Originally Posted by Wendy (Post 6662479)

Sorry, that was me :o

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 6662490)

Lightweight!




:rofl:

How are you guys over in Aus holding out anyway?

Originally Posted by Tiggs+Graz (Post 6662484)

i could do with one of those too http://media.collegepublisher.com/me...s/50490vz5.jpg

(had to put safe search on google before i searched for that!!!)

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 6662490)

Lightweight!




:rofl:

How are you guys over in Aus holding out anyway?

Originally Posted by Wendy (Post 6662474)

Make mine a screaming orgasm will you.

Originally Posted by Reedy (Post 6662485)

Now we have a bar lets give it some finishing touches...

Bar with a view:

http://concierge.typepad.com/photos/...ed/hammock.jpg

I even managed to whip up a hammock in case you need to sleep over - it is a long way from home ;)

Originally Posted by Wendy (Post 6662505)

I wish I had :o:D



Hanging in there. Might last another half hour :unsure:

Originally Posted by Tiggs+Graz (Post 6662514)

:rofl:


we dont seem to have attracted many of the locals into our new bar?!

Originally Posted by Fly Away (Post 6662511)

Nice bar - love the view. Have to go and actually do something so I will be back later. Have fun and remember if any men come and offer wild sex,















accept like a shot.:rofl::rofl:

Originally Posted by Tiggs+Graz (Post 6662518)

of course ... it is only polite :D

Originally Posted by Reedy (Post 6662520)

Oh.... Look a band - http://www.caribbeanandculturalconne.../cariband2.jpg

They are dedicating this song to us: :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyyAf45bCRE


Yep Tiggs you're right go find some locals!!!!!! :)

Originally Posted by Reedy (Post 6662525)

Don't forget they have to measure up first !!!!! Pass the test :)

Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon (Post 6662543)

god hyou lot get around!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Originally Posted by Tiggs+Graz (Post 6662524)

ok i think this pub crawl is heading for a crisis ... us ozzie girls are getting a wee bit tired and need some sleep and all the english lasses seem to have deserted us already.

so the question is ...



They are dropping like flies hon :)
















... who do we leave the tardis keys with :confused::confused:

Originally Posted by Tiggs+Graz (Post 6662539)

what is the minimum measurement then?!

(now that could be an interesting search on google :rofl:)

Originally Posted by Reedy (Post 6662549)

I know the nice man in the corner - he will mind the keys til morning :)

Just need to leave a message with the girls - tell them to ask for Indian.... (he pronounces it Injun tho....)

http://paulsmit.smugmug.com/photos/98516511-O.jpg

Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon (Post 6662543)

god hyou lot get around!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Originally Posted by Reedy (Post 6662555)

We have specifications for girth and length.... Come here - I'll whisper them to you know.....

Was gonna to put something like more than a handful for sure ;)

Originally Posted by Reedy (Post 6662558)

Shhh - you'll put them off, we have been trying to act all respectable like - don't want them to think we are easy ;)

Originally Posted by Wendy (Post 6662563)

That's me done for today. I'm sooooo sleepy :zzz:

Goodnight everyone, might catch you in the morning if you're still going :D

Originally Posted by Tiggs+Graz (Post 6662559)

listening intently .....

Originally Posted by Tiggs+Graz (Post 6662510)

this bar just gets better and better ... all we need now is some eye candy :D

http://www.undiesdrawer.com/undiesdr...swimtrunks.jpg

(had to turn safe search off again :rofl:)

Originally Posted by Reedy (Post 6662555)

We have specifications for girth and length.... Come here - I'll whisper them to you know.....

Was gonna to put something like more than a handful for sure ;)

Originally Posted by Reedy (Post 6662567)

....inches - did you get that????

Originally Posted by Wendy (Post 6662563)

That's me done for today. I'm sooooo sleepy :zzz:

Goodnight everyone, might catch you in the morning if you're still going :D

Originally Posted by Tiggs+Graz (Post 6662569)

ok going to bed to see if graz measures up (assuming he hasnt fallen asleep :rofl:)

you could always leave the key under this handy shell ... http://farm1.static.flickr.com/22/27...2843884ea2.jpg

see you in the morning ...

Originally Posted by Cleopatra (Post 6662575)

Blimey you lot dont half talk...

Night Wendy.

I really need to do some cleaning, so I am on, just wont be joining in as often as usual.

The kids have completely trashed the lounge and their rooms (lounge stuff in bedrooms and bedroom stuff in lounge???)

carry on