Originally Posted by sans

Not far away, use to be one of the favourite hen night haunts afew yrs back, actually quite afew yrs back used to be good for shopping at christmas time

Originally Posted by busterboy

In the end only one thing can beat Rawhide and the Howdy Doody Time and you know what it is...yup ...it's time for the big guns in the totally random thread...it's time for....



Big John
Big John

Every mornning at the mine, you could see him arrive.
He stood 6 foot 6, weighed 245.
Kind of broad at the shoulders, narrow at the hip.
And everybody knew you didn't give no lip to Big John.

Big John
Big John
Big Bad John
Big John

Nobody seemed to know where John called home
He just drifted into town and stayed all alone.
He didn't say much, kind of quiet and shy
And if you spoke at all, you'd just said hi to Big John.
Somebody said he came from New Orleans,
Where he got into a fight over a Cajun Queen.
And a crash and a blow from a huge right hand,
sent a Lousiana fella to the promise land.

Big John
Big John
Big bad John
Big John

Then came the day at the bottom of the mine,
when a timber cracked and men started crying.
Minors were praying, and hearts beat fast
and everybody thought they had breathed thier last
cept' John.
Through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell,
walked a giant of a man that the minors knew well.
Grabbed a sagging timber and gave out with a groan,
and like a giant oak tree he just stood there alone, Big John

Big John
Big John
Big Bad John
Big John

And with all of his strength, he gave a mighty shove.
Then a minor yelled out, 'theres a light up above!'.
And 20 men scrambled from a 'would be' grave
now theres only one left down there to save, Big John.
With jacks and timbers, they started back down,
then came that rumble way down in the ground.
And as smoke and gas smelched out of that mine,
everybody knew it was the end of the line, for Big John.

Big John
Big John
Big Bad John
Big John

Now they never re-opend that wortheless pit,
they just placed a marble stand in front of it.
These few words are written on that stand,
'At the bottom of this mine, lies one Hell of a man, Big John'

Big John
Big John
Big Bad John
Big John.


JUST DON'T THANK ME FOLKS! Willmore and Katie made me do it!

Originally Posted by willmore

So.....what.....you didnt recognize the Roy Rogers theme song? It was long before my time and I know it!

Sent your karma for your Big John song.....I love it!

Originally Posted by busterboy

In the end only one thing can beat Rawhide and the Howdy Doody Time and you know what it is..

Originally Posted by kt0157

If you all don't stop this, I'm going to post the Oscar Meyer Wiener song. And you'd regret that, because I will also post a link to the MP3 audio. And then you'll be really really sorry because once you hear it (particularly if you're a Simpsons fan) you won't get the damn thing out of your head for a week.

I'm warning you..

K.

Originally Posted by busterboy

OOOOOOOhhhhh, Big Bad John!

...And you can take that as a 'come on, show us what you've got' face off Missy!

Originally Posted by kt0157

Don't make me post it. You'll regret it.

K.

Originally Posted by kt0157

If you all don't stop this, I'm going to post the Oscar Meyer Wiener song. And you'd regret that, because I will also post a link to the MP3 audio. And then you'll be really really sorry because once you hear it (particularly if you're a Simpsons fan) you won't get the damn thing out of your head for a week.

I'm warning you..

K.

Originally Posted by willmore

You mean this one?

You consider me the appetizer
Caught between the relish and the mustard
Hypnotized by ketchup on your finger
Staring at your Oscar Meyer wiener

I have only come here seeking refreshment
At the new wiener dog establishment
I can see the wrapper unfold
Covered in a mustard wave of gold

I'll be your Oscar Meyer wiener
I'll be your Oscar Meyer wiener


Hamburgers and fries are not the same
Oscar Meyer wiener I know your game
I have noticed your keen intuition
Oscar Meyer in full tradition

I'll be your Oscar Meyer wiener
I'll be your Oscar Meyer wiener

Devil in the wiener suit behind me
Drags me away, you'll never find me
I will stand in line forever after
Because Oscar Meyer is the true master

And you'll be my Oscar Meyer Wiener
And I'll be your Oscar Meyer Wiener

Originally Posted by busterboy

Is this accompanied by a tune akin to the annoying, high pitched one that I just imagined and sang along too!?! :scared:

Originally Posted by willmore

http://www.sheezyart.com/view/456354/

There you go. Enjoy!

Originally Posted by busterboy

Barbershop (?) Dawgs.....quality!