Work or Inside
Nov 22nd 2004, 10:23 pm
#1
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Work or Inside
Subject: Prison vs Work
IN PRISON You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK You spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON You get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK You only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
IN PRISON You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK You get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
IN PRISON A guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK You must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON You get your own toilet.
AT WORK You have to share.
IN PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK You can not even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
IN PRISON You spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
Humm?
Which One sounds better?
You Decide, and its all true !!!!!!!!!!!
Eddie
IN PRISON You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK You spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON You get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK You only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
IN PRISON You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK You get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
IN PRISON A guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK You must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON You get your own toilet.
AT WORK You have to share.
IN PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK You can not even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
IN PRISON You spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
Humm?
Which One sounds better?
You Decide, and its all true !!!!!!!!!!!
Eddie
Nov 23rd 2004, 12:04 am
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Re: Work or Inside
Good one!!
Nov 23rd 2004, 6:00 am
#3
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Location: Fall river,Nova Scotia
Posts: 284
Re: Work or Inside
Ahh but in prison you can also get a shower 'friend' with a free massage.
Nov 23rd 2004, 6:54 pm
#4
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Joined: Oct 2004
Location: Huntingdon and NOW Nova Scotia
Posts: 392
Re: Work or Inside
Got me thinking 
GETTING TO WORK You can't imagine how little fun this can be
GETTING TO PRISON You can imagine how much fun this can be
GETTING TO WORK You can't imagine how little fun this can be
GETTING TO PRISON You can imagine how much fun this can be
Nov 23rd 2004, 9:02 pm
#5
The Green Engine
Joined: Jan 2004
Location: Vancouver - soon
Posts: 4,400
Re: Work or Inside
Actually you can get a job in prison...a knew a prison officer who told me that the prison runs a business, recycling unsold CDs, and the time the prisoners spend working the recycling machines they get paid for.
Nov 23rd 2004, 9:31 pm
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Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 7,715
Re: Work or Inside
My favourite Johnny Cash album is "At Folsom Prison".
I can't imagine "Johnny Cash - Live At TechieBiz Cubefarm" having similar appeal!
I can't imagine "Johnny Cash - Live At TechieBiz Cubefarm" having similar appeal!
