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a wee funny story
While buying tickets at the cinema my sister in law and her family were speechless when her son piped up saying "mum i like cock porn" it took her a couple of seconds to realise he meant "pop corn". I just wanted to share this story as i thought it was so funny, does anyone else have any funny things that kids have come out and said?
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Re: a wee funny story
Originally Posted by carrieann
While buying tickets at the cinema my sister in law and her family were speechless when her son piped up saying "mum i like cock porn" it took her a couple of seconds to realise he meant "pop corn". I just wanted to share this story as i thought it was so funny, does anyone else have any funny things that kids have come out and said?
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Re: a wee funny story
Originally Posted by carrieann
While buying tickets at the cinema my sister in law and her family were speechless when her son piped up saying "mum i like cock porn" it took her a couple of seconds to realise he meant "pop corn". I just wanted to share this story as i thought it was so funny, does anyone else have any funny things that kids have come out and said?
My nearly 4 year old daughter can't wait to go to see Willy Wanker and the chocolate factory in the summer!!! :D |
Re: a wee funny story
Originally Posted by carrieann
While buying tickets at the cinema my sister in law and her family were speechless when her son piped up saying "mum i like cock porn" it took her a couple of seconds to realise he meant "pop corn". I just wanted to share this story as i thought it was so funny, does anyone else have any funny things that kids have come out and said?
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Re: a wee funny story
Originally Posted by frankieforehead
LOL.....Not more Big Hen Jokes....My stomach can't take it anymore :D :) :D
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I am a nanny and one of the 3 year old twins said to me the the other day " the POKE died, and he was in a box" he paused for a bit and said "he looked like a purcupine!" When i asked his mother where he got this from she replied. The family were watching the news and passed comment on Camilla's hat at the wedding, they were then talking about the POPE.
It was so hard for me to keep a straight face. The other day the 5 year old turned to his mum and pointed his index finger at her. She looked horrifed and she started the big speach when he looked at her in shock and said " but, I have a booboo on my finger". I suggested that it might be an idea to ignore the rest of the speach for another time. |
Re: a wee funny story
Originally Posted by babyblue
The other day the 5 year old turned to his mum and pointed his index finger at her. She looked horrifed and she started the big speach when he looked at her in shock and said " but, I have a booboo on my finger". I suggested that it might be an idea to ignore the rest of the speach for another time.
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Re: a wee funny story
Originally Posted by Rich_007
Hi BB - I am hoping that a booboo means a bogey ??
Rich actually the children i take care of call a cut or graize a BOO BOO as in crying. I can't stand using baby talk but i guess that's what they call it! but the sittuation was funny becuase mums eye's lit up and she was ready to blow! |
Re: a wee funny story
Index or middle finger? I'm trying to work out why the mother was horrified by pointing?
Originally Posted by babyblue
I am a nanny and one of the 3 year old twins said to me the the other day " the POKE died, and he was in a box" he paused for a bit and said "he looked like a purcupine!" When i asked his mother where he got this from she replied. The family were watching the news and passed comment on Camilla's hat at the wedding, they were then talking about the POPE.
It was so hard for me to keep a straight face. The other day the 5 year old turned to his mum and pointed his index finger at her. She looked horrifed and she started the big speach when he looked at her in shock and said " but, I have a booboo on my finger". I suggested that it might be an idea to ignore the rest of the speach for another time. |
Re: a wee funny story
Originally Posted by cov-canuck
Index or middle finger? I'm trying to work out why the mother was horrified by pointing?
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Re: a wee funny story
Originally Posted by carrieann
While buying tickets at the cinema my sister in law and her family were speechless when her son piped up saying "mum i like cock porn" it took her a couple of seconds to realise he meant "pop corn". I just wanted to share this story as i thought it was so funny, does anyone else have any funny things that kids have come out and said?
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My 3 year old son has a toy box downstairs and the other day he refused to pick up his huge mess of toys and so after lot's of moaning from me and timeouts for him I decided that keeping toys downstairs had to stop so I started picking up his toys to move the whole toy box upstairs into his room.
After 10 mins of me picking up toys and my son watching me from the the comfort of the lounge couch he has the cheek to say to me: "Good boy daddy". I had to laugh at the whole situation. Grant |
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