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On another board where I post someone asked what had happened to the coloured toilet paper. Years and years ago, we had pink and mauve and yellow etc. toilet paper. I said that you can still buy it in England. And then other people posted and said that the dye in the paper caused skin irritations and the dyed paper did not break down in the sewer system. For those reasons they stopped making anything but white.
So - can anyone tell me why the coloured paper does not cause irritations to English bottoms or why the dye doesn't plug up the UK sewer system? Or perhaps it does both and people don't mind!
So - can anyone tell me why the coloured paper does not cause irritations to English bottoms or why the dye doesn't plug up the UK sewer system? Or perhaps it does both and people don't mind!
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Originally Posted by lizwil98
On another board where I post someone asked what had happened to the coloured toilet paper. Years and years ago, we had pink and mauve and yellow etc. toilet paper. I said that you can still buy it in England. And then other people posted and said that the dye in the paper caused skin irritations and the dyed paper did not break down in the sewer system. For those reasons they stopped making anything but white.
So - can anyone tell me why the coloured paper does not cause irritations to English bottoms or why the dye doesn't plug up the UK sewer system? Or perhaps it does both and people don't mind!
So - can anyone tell me why the coloured paper does not cause irritations to English bottoms or why the dye doesn't plug up the UK sewer system? Or perhaps it does both and people don't mind!
Can one use the "T" word, by the way? I thought we were meant to call it "bathroom tissue".
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Originally Posted by Souvenir
Can one use the "T" word, by the way? I thought we were meant to call it "bathroom tissue".
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Originally Posted by lizwil98
So - can anyone tell me why the coloured paper does not cause irritations to English bottoms or why the dye doesn't plug up the UK sewer system? Or perhaps it does both and people don't mind!
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Originally Posted by lizwil98
On another board where I post someone asked what had happened to the coloured toilet paper. Years and years ago, we had pink and mauve and yellow etc. toilet paper. I said that you can still buy it in England. And then other people posted and said that the dye in the paper caused skin irritations and the dyed paper did not break down in the sewer system. For those reasons they stopped making anything but white.
So - can anyone tell me why the coloured paper does not cause irritations to English bottoms or why the dye doesn't plug up the UK sewer system? Or perhaps it does both and people don't mind!
So - can anyone tell me why the coloured paper does not cause irritations to English bottoms or why the dye doesn't plug up the UK sewer system? Or perhaps it does both and people don't mind!
It does!!!
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Originally Posted by acer rose
We also had far more sewer problems in the US than I have ever had in Europe.
And if anyone says anything about my bowels I'll slap them
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Quite glad to see the back of coloured loo roll, that's one step removed from the crochet covers in my book :scared:
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Originally Posted by lizwil98
On another board where I post someone asked what had happened to the coloured toilet paper. Years and years ago, we had pink and mauve and yellow etc. toilet paper. I said that you can still buy it in England. And then other people posted and said that the dye in the paper caused skin irritations and the dyed paper did not break down in the sewer system. For those reasons they stopped making anything but white.
So - can anyone tell me why the coloured paper does not cause irritations to English bottoms or why the dye doesn't plug up the UK sewer system? Or perhaps it does both and people don't mind!
So - can anyone tell me why the coloured paper does not cause irritations to English bottoms or why the dye doesn't plug up the UK sewer system? Or perhaps it does both and people don't mind!
Never heard of the skin irritation problem, but the dyes in the colored paper kill the bugs which break down all the waste at the sewage farm - apparently. Any sewage experts on here able to verify if this is the true reason?
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Originally Posted by Biiiiink
Quite glad to see the back of coloured loo roll, that's one step removed from the crochet covers in my book :scared:
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