Something Light - A Scouser Joke
#76
The Seldom Seen Kid
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 479
Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Regarding Knowsley Safari Park, when the animals were first introduced the question was asked "What if a lion escapes into Liverpool?"
And the answer came back.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ......
"It'll have to take its chance like everyone else".
And the answer came back.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ......
"It'll have to take its chance like everyone else".
#77
Made in the UK
Joined: Oct 2004
Location: Stafford, England, UK
Posts: 263
Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
How many scousers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because someone has already nicked the lightbulb
None, because someone has already nicked the lightbulb