Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Jun 20th 2006, 6:51 pm
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Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Originally Posted by Tuppence
Got any lumberjack jokes?
Because he couldn't log on.
(sorry!)
Jun 20th 2006, 6:51 pm
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Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
Ker-Ching
Jun 20th 2006, 6:51 pm
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Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Last one...
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British Government's work for dole scheme and employ unemployable Scousers. The decision to hire them was bought on by a recent documentary on how Liverpool youths were able to remove a set of wheels in under 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with high tech gear.
This was thought to be an excellent, yet bold move by Ferrari Management as races are won and lost in the pits and Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.
However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for at the crew's first practice session, not only were the Scouse pit crew able to change tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 4 bottles of Stella, a gram of speed and a quick shufty at Coulthard's bird in the shower.
Phil
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British Government's work for dole scheme and employ unemployable Scousers. The decision to hire them was bought on by a recent documentary on how Liverpool youths were able to remove a set of wheels in under 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with high tech gear.
This was thought to be an excellent, yet bold move by Ferrari Management as races are won and lost in the pits and Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.
However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for at the crew's first practice session, not only were the Scouse pit crew able to change tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 4 bottles of Stella, a gram of speed and a quick shufty at Coulthard's bird in the shower.
Phil
Jun 20th 2006, 6:53 pm
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Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Originally Posted by Tuppence
Do I get Karma for my speed and sneakiness?
Jun 20th 2006, 6:55 pm
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Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
You just have to ask...
A Lumberjack comes into town after being in the woods for six months.
He goes to the nearest whorehouse, and walks up to the Madam, and says " I want a woman with the toughest , and I mean the toughest pussy in the house. Cause i’m horny!." "And have her bring up two bottles of beer to the room."
So he goes up to the room and sits on the edge of the bed.
Soon a woman comes into the room and hands him two bottles of beer.
Then she turns her back to him, drops her drawers, lifts up her dress and bends over right in front of him.
He says"Wait a while, I want to drink some beer first!."
She says" I know but you want to open them first don’t you?"
Phil
A Lumberjack comes into town after being in the woods for six months.
He goes to the nearest whorehouse, and walks up to the Madam, and says " I want a woman with the toughest , and I mean the toughest pussy in the house. Cause i’m horny!." "And have her bring up two bottles of beer to the room."
So he goes up to the room and sits on the edge of the bed.
Soon a woman comes into the room and hands him two bottles of beer.
Then she turns her back to him, drops her drawers, lifts up her dress and bends over right in front of him.
He says"Wait a while, I want to drink some beer first!."
She says" I know but you want to open them first don’t you?"
Phil
Jun 20th 2006, 6:55 pm
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Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
Done
Jun 20th 2006, 6:57 pm
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Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Originally Posted by Tuppence
I'm getting tired at running back and forth between two forums
Jun 20th 2006, 6:59 pm
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Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Originally Posted by Tuppence
I'm getting tired at running back and forth between two forums
Jun 20th 2006, 7:00 pm
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Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Originally Posted by Tuppence
Have to spread it a bit!
Jun 20th 2006, 7:01 pm
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Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Originally Posted by Souvenir
Yes, Tuppence.
Jun 20th 2006, 7:02 pm
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Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Originally Posted by Calgal
No need to exhaust yourself - just open one in a seperate window (the Pu**y one for instance) then refresh it to see new posts. Easy
Jun 20th 2006, 7:02 pm
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Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Originally Posted by Mystic Kazza
You just have to ask...
A Lumberjack comes into town after being in the woods for six months.
He goes to the nearest whorehouse, and walks up to the Madam, and says " I want a woman with the toughest , and I mean the toughest pussy in the house. Cause i’m horny!." "And have her bring up two bottles of beer to the room."
So he goes up to the room and sits on the edge of the bed.
Soon a woman comes into the room and hands him two bottles of beer.
Then she turns her back to him, drops her drawers, lifts up her dress and bends over right in front of him.
He says"Wait a while, I want to drink some beer first!."
She says" I know but you want to open them first don’t you?"
Phil
A Lumberjack comes into town after being in the woods for six months.
He goes to the nearest whorehouse, and walks up to the Madam, and says " I want a woman with the toughest , and I mean the toughest pussy in the house. Cause i’m horny!." "And have her bring up two bottles of beer to the room."
So he goes up to the room and sits on the edge of the bed.
Soon a woman comes into the room and hands him two bottles of beer.
Then she turns her back to him, drops her drawers, lifts up her dress and bends over right in front of him.
He says"Wait a while, I want to drink some beer first!."
She says" I know but you want to open them first don’t you?"
Phil
Jun 20th 2006, 7:03 pm
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Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Originally Posted by Souvenir
Yes, Tuppence.
Jun 20th 2006, 7:04 pm
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Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
Careful mate you'll be getting whipped and shipped soon.
Phil
Jun 20th 2006, 7:05 pm
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Re: Something Light - A Scouser Joke
Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas
Wow an avatar and a smilie! Souvenir is cutting loose!
