Peparami sticks
 

Perhaps it's my imagination but I'm sure someone mentioned they missed these. I had one of these the other day: http://www.mcsweeneys.ca/meat.html#pepperoni a McSweeney's pepperoni stick and it tasted pretty much the same if I recall what Peparami tastes like correctly.

And before you all say "yuk", I was at the Stampede and it was either that or this.

I chose wisely.