Lunar Eclipse

Old Oct 29th 2004, 6:06 pm
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Originally Posted by willmore
I know......it's really tough getting out of that comfortable chair to turn the channel on the TV
That's why you have a remote for the TV
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Old Oct 29th 2004, 7:23 pm
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That's why you have a remote for the TV
But he still has to press the buttons to change the channel......and we both kow how complicated that is for a man.......
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But he still has to press the buttons to change the channel......and we both kow how complicated that is for a man.......
It isn't that hard. You women taught us how to handle buttons.....
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Old Oct 29th 2004, 7:56 pm
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It isn't that hard. You women taught us how to handle buttons.....

wish i knew how to press the right ones
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Old Oct 29th 2004, 8:05 pm
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wish i knew how to press the right ones
Women are the most beautiful things God gave to this earth. If only He gave the manual as well.......
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Old Oct 29th 2004, 8:20 pm
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wish i knew how to press the right ones
It's all in the "fine tuning"...guys.......
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Old Oct 29th 2004, 8:21 pm
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Women are the most beautiful things God gave to this earth. If only He gave the manual as well.......
A manual would never help...because as men......you "know it all" anyway and don't need to read a manual......besides we as women like to keep you guessing........
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A manual would never help...because as men......you "know it all" anyway and don't need to read a manual......besides we as women like to keep you guessing........


i certainly have scratched my head on more than one occasion
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Old Oct 29th 2004, 8:36 pm
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A manual would never help...because as men......you "know it all" anyway and don't need to read a manual......besides we as women like to keep you guessing........
This time you're wrong. I usually RTFM!
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Old Oct 29th 2004, 8:48 pm
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This time you're wrong. I usually RTFM!
OK...I give up....what does RTFM.....mean.....read them first manual?
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OK...I give up....what does RTFM.....mean.....read them first manual?
That's funny. I had to ask this same question some months ago.....
Read The Fncking Manual!
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It isn't that hard. You women taught us how to handle buttons.....
Buttons are fine, but hooks and loops are much harder
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Old Oct 29th 2004, 11:44 pm
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Buttons are fine, but hooks and loops are much harder
Especially when those old fingers just don't work the way they use to
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Old Oct 30th 2004, 12:17 am
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Willmore I hope you are not a blonde
Just a wee silly joke
Hope you all enjoy

Eddie

BLONDE JOKE

A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up
and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant
watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.

She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she
will have to go and sit in the back.

The blonde replies I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and
I'm staying right here!"

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot
that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in
Economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she
only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an economy place and she will
have to leave and return to her original seat.

The blonde replies, “I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and
I'm staying right here!"

Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a
blonde, and I speak blonde!"

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says “Oh, I'm sorry -I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the economy section.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to
make her move without any fuss.

The Pilot replied "I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne"
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Old Oct 30th 2004, 1:20 am
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hehehe - very cute........and yes I'm blond....but doesn't mean I lack a sense of humour although some times people do wonder
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