Living in Ontario ! Don't bother ... wish I hadn't
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Re: Living in Ontario ! Don't bother ... wish I hadn't
Originally Posted by printer
Ok i think i need therapy. This is becoming addictive, i logged on this morning to update myself and was late for work.
My wife moans "you spend all your time on that bloody computer talking to your new friends" It's ok i assured her they are not my friends, just sparring partners.
I might be in the old peoples home before you, if so i'll save you a chair by the window but whatever you do, don't ask me for Ovaltine!!!!!!!!!
My wife moans "you spend all your time on that bloody computer talking to your new friends" It's ok i assured her they are not my friends, just sparring partners.
I might be in the old peoples home before you, if so i'll save you a chair by the window but whatever you do, don't ask me for Ovaltine!!!!!!!!!
Tell your wife you're updating your Canadian 'information package' to make a smoother transition to your landing in Canada, so it's beneficial to her and the family in general (then finish by saying "my darling"). Do you think she'll fall for that?
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Re: Living in Ontario ! Don't bother ... wish I hadn't
Originally Posted by steve666
Where do you work?
Tell your wife you're updating your Canadian 'information package' to make a smoother transition to your landing in Canada, so it's beneficial to her and the family in general (then finish by saying "my darling"). Do you think she'll fall for that?
Tell your wife you're updating your Canadian 'information package' to make a smoother transition to your landing in Canada, so it's beneficial to her and the family in general (then finish by saying "my darling"). Do you think she'll fall for that?
I work in Wokingham, but often travel all over the UK, as you can see when in the office and the boss is not looking i spend time on here.
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Re: Living in Ontario ! Don't bother ... wish I hadn't
Originally Posted by steve666
Hey Daedra, Do you really LOOK like A Daedra? How do you manage to type?
Ovaltine is a pseudonym for 'sex', as in "Time for our ovaltine dear," or Fancy an ovaltine love?" or "Mmmm, this ovaltine tastes good". Etc.
How DISTURBING does it look now??....
Ovaltine is a pseudonym for 'sex', as in "Time for our ovaltine dear," or Fancy an ovaltine love?" or "Mmmm, this ovaltine tastes good". Etc.
How DISTURBING does it look now??....
That photo doesn't show my good side I'm afraid*lol*
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Re: Living in Ontario ! Don't bother ... wish I hadn't
Originally Posted by printer
I doubt it, the only purpose for a computer in her eyes is to play solitaire on and check the occasional e mail.
I work in Wokingham, but often travel all over the UK, as you can see when in the office and the boss is not looking i spend time on here.
I work in Wokingham, but often travel all over the UK, as you can see when in the office and the boss is not looking i spend time on here.
Ha! Hate bosses, that's why I started on my own, well one of the reasons anyway. Sometimes I catch myself out, surfing where I shouldn't be, I tell myself off and warn me that I'll get fired if I found myself doing it again...
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Re: Living in Ontario ! Don't bother ... wish I hadn't
Originally Posted by Daedra
That photo doesn't show my good side I'm afraid*lol*
Did you put in a bid on my auction for tickets to see Snow Patrol? Or don't you like them?
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Re: Living in Ontario ! Don't bother ... wish I hadn't
Originally Posted by steve666
Sound like my wife, she uses one at work but hates it when she has to at home. I'm the one who has to go online and order the skirt/blouse/trousers/socks/sacks from Littlewoods, or books on Amazon or the 'toys' on Ann Summers when she wants them.
Ha! Hate bosses, that's why I started on my own, well one of the reasons anyway. Sometimes I catch myself out, surfing where I shouldn't be, I tell myself off and warn me that I'll get fired if I found myself doing it again...
Ha! Hate bosses, that's why I started on my own, well one of the reasons anyway. Sometimes I catch myself out, surfing where I shouldn't be, I tell myself off and warn me that I'll get fired if I found myself doing it again...
Just been looking at the thread about ginger people and it's way longer and more insulting than this one ever got.
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Re: Living in Ontario ! Don't bother ... wish I hadn't
Originally Posted by Daedra
Uugh! I feel bile rising in my throat now *insert puky smiley*
That photo doesn't show my good side I'm afraid*lol*
That photo doesn't show my good side I'm afraid*lol*
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Re: Living in Ontario ! Don't bother ... wish I hadn't
Originally Posted by printer
Yes that all sounds very familiar, are we married to the same woman?
Just been looking at the thread about ginger people and it's way longer and more insulting than this one ever got.
Just been looking at the thread about ginger people and it's way longer and more insulting than this one ever got.
Ginger people? There's a thread on ginger people??
Hold on I'll have a quick look...
Nope can't find it, but I did leave a message for you to send me that link to the Aussie person who sings about Canada and 'the naughty word'.
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Re: Living in Ontario ! Don't bother ... wish I hadn't
Originally Posted by steve666
What's her name?
Ginger people? There's a thread on ginger people??
Hold on I'll have a quick look...
Nope can't find it, but I did leave a message for you to send me that link to the Aussie person who sings about Canada and 'the naughty word'.
Ginger people? There's a thread on ginger people??
Hold on I'll have a quick look...
Nope can't find it, but I did leave a message for you to send me that link to the Aussie person who sings about Canada and 'the naughty word'.
Have a look in "the maple leaf" and then go to the thread which says "why you have to read other forums" the link is in there.
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Re: Living in Ontario ! Don't bother ... wish I hadn't
[QUOTE=printer]Sent you the link.
Have a look in "the maple leaf" and then go to the thread which says "why you have to read other forums" the link is in there.[/QUOT]
ok
Have a look in "the maple leaf" and then go to the thread which says "why you have to read other forums" the link is in there.[/QUOT]
ok
#341
Re: Living in Ontario ! Don't bother ... wish I hadn't
Originally Posted by steve666
Well, if your good side is the avatar next to your name, um, I prefer the Daedra side of you.
Did you put in a bid on my auction for tickets to see Snow Patrol? Or don't you like them?
Did you put in a bid on my auction for tickets to see Snow Patrol? Or don't you like them?
#342
Re: Living in Ontario ! Don't bother ... wish I hadn't
Originally Posted by steve666
I just saw the 'Dorian Gray' thing under your name thing, the best quote I've heard from the book is "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it . . . Resist it and the soul grows sick with longing..." Good old Oscar, got me into trouble that did 5 years ago.
Hmm got my curiousity up now.. gonna have to look for this ginger thread you two are on about
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Re: Living in Ontario ! Don't bother ... wish I hadn't
Originally Posted by Daedra
Like some of their songs, but not £3000 worth, afraid you'll have to find another s*cker and I'm sure there's plenty on e-bay
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Re: Living in Ontario ! Don't bother ... wish I hadn't
Originally Posted by Daedra
Oscar Wilde was pure genius... I'm impressed, I think your the first person who actually knows what that quote I have up refers to!
Hmm got my curiousity up now.. gonna have to look for this ginger thread you two are on about
Hmm got my curiousity up now.. gonna have to look for this ginger thread you two are on about
Do you think Dorian is Oscar?
Or Basil? Like some people think he is.
Discuss
I don't like him particularly but James Blunt had a line in one of his songs apparently, something about "hiding his self like Dorian Grey", or something like that.
The ginger thread is (was) hilarious, read it through, particularly from post 23 or there abouts.
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Re: Living in Ontario ! Don't bother ... wish I hadn't
Originally Posted by steve666
Do you think Dorian is Oscar?
Or Basil? Like some people think he is.
Discuss
I don't like him particularly but James Blunt had a line in one of his songs apparently, something about "hiding his self like Dorian Grey", or something like that.
The ginger thread is (was) hilarious, read it through, particularly from post 23 or there abouts.
Or Basil? Like some people think he is.
Discuss
I don't like him particularly but James Blunt had a line in one of his songs apparently, something about "hiding his self like Dorian Grey", or something like that.
The ginger thread is (was) hilarious, read it through, particularly from post 23 or there abouts.